USMNT + "The Glove"

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GBMARIN
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Brazilian sauna-like soccer matches would seem a natural proving ground for Stanford's cooling glove. Has anybody heard whether Klinsman's boys are using them. I believed they trained for awhile at Stanford. It would be surprising if they hadn't been made aware of the device.
UCBerkGrad
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Screw stanfurd
calumnus
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GBMARIN;842327741 said:

Brazilian sauna-like soccer matches would seem a natural proving ground for Stanford's cooling glove. Has anybody heard whether Klinsman's boys are using them. I believed they trained for awhile at Stanford. It would be surprising if they hadn't been made aware of the device.

You'd think so, but that would be if it were real and not just a cover for steroids.
ColoradoBear
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calumnus;842327752 said:

You'd think so if it were real and not just a cover for steroids.


id like to see the results of this experiment:

A) glove + roids
B) glove + no roids
C) roids + no glove
D) no roids + no glove

Any predictions?
RJABear
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coloradobear1;842327753 said:

id like to see the results of this experiment:

A) glove + roids
b) glove + no roids
c) roids + no glove
d) no roids + no glove

any predictions?


a = c
b = d
gobears725
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it probably works if some NFL teams are using it. but how much it works is probably exaggerated and sounded exaggerated in that the guy that they based the hypothesis on was just one of the lab rats in their department. perhaps a side effect is extreme narcissism (see Richard Sherman) or inability to cope in a group environment (see Johnathan Martin). both ailments seem to have arisen after extensive use of the glove
CalZebra2012
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Ooops. Thought you said COOL glove.
PTBear
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GBMARIN;842327741 said:

Brazilian sauna-like soccer matches would seem a natural proving ground for Stanford's cooling glove. Has anybody heard whether Klinsman's boys are using them. I believed they trained for awhile at Stanford. It would be surprising if they hadn't been made aware of the device.


I can't tell if you're being serious about thinking the glove actually works or just being facetious

While I'm not so high on the glove, I do respect the furd's training staff. I'm interested in seeing how Nicodemus Christopher trains our basketball team as well (did an internship at the farm)
82gradDLSdad
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ColoradoBear1;842327753 said:

id like to see the results of this experiment:

A) glove + roids
B) glove + no roids
C) roids + no glove
D) no roids + no glove

Any predictions?

d is us, right? We know how that worked out.
calumnus
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ColoradoBear1;842327753 said:

id like to see the results of this experiment:

A) glove + roids
B) glove + no roids
C) roids + no glove
D) no roids + no glove

Any predictions?


Well Stanford did say the Glove "worked better than steroids" for their athletes, so they must have had athletes in both B and C in order to reach that conclusion and then probably just settled on A: steroids and Glove for everyone. :p
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82gradDLSdad;842327828 said:

d is us, right? We know how that worked out.


e.) orange slices and The SAHPC
bearister
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CalZebra2012;842327761 said:




Ooops. Thought you said COOL glove.


I would have never shaken hands with him because as they say:

"You never know where that glove has been."
ColoradoBear
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82gradDLSdad;842327828 said:

d is us, right? We know how that worked out.


e) weed and xbox?
RTntheneck
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