Time for a new season of proving once again why Cal is one of the greatest academic institutions ever by using our collective brain power to predict how the conference games will turn out. In other words, take your best SWAG, (Scientific Wild Azz Guess). On a personal note, my own prediction record is one of the reasons I never bet with real money. As before, home team is in italics.
Cal 7.5 over North Carolina: Tarheels, (what the hell is a Tarheel anyway?), may have a chip on their shoulder after last year's debacle. But Bears are at home and eager to get off to a good start. Cal to cover.
Colorado 7.5 over Colorado State: CSU couldn't stop what should have been a distracted Hawaii team. Ralphie bulldozes her way to covering the spread.
Furd 14.5 over San Diego State: Too much Love for the Aztecs. Furd covers. Shaw is still insufferable. Band still sucks. Maybe a dozen people fill the stands.
Ohio State 37 over River Rats: What coaching scandal? Random 12 year old is picked from the stands to lead tOSU. Rodents are still exterminated by halftime. tOSU covers.
Mildcats 11.5 over BYU: Missionaries have lost their faith. Kitties cover.
Spawn of Satan 18.5 over Texas San Antonio: Tempting to say this spread is a tad high, but taking Devil's Rejects to cover.
U$C 25.5 over UNLV: Toejams cover in a romp.
bRuins 16.5 over Cincinnati: Song stealers pick perfect opponent to start their season with false expectations. UCLA covers.
Auburn 2.5 over Mutts: This is one of my upset picks. Taking the curs to beat the spread for no other reason except desire to stick it to the SEC.
Rubber Duckies 31.5 over Bowling Green: Unfortunately, Quackers cover in a curb stomping.
Wazzoo 3 over Wyoming: Second upset pick. Taking Cowboys to rope the Cougars and beat the spread. Actually, that sounds a little kinky.
Mormon Marauders NL vs Weber State: Yes, I've read of the name change for Mormons, but "Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of the Latter-day Saints Marauders" just doesn't have the same ring to it, plus it takes too long to type.
Cal 7.5 over North Carolina: Tarheels, (what the hell is a Tarheel anyway?), may have a chip on their shoulder after last year's debacle. But Bears are at home and eager to get off to a good start. Cal to cover.
Colorado 7.5 over Colorado State: CSU couldn't stop what should have been a distracted Hawaii team. Ralphie bulldozes her way to covering the spread.
Furd 14.5 over San Diego State: Too much Love for the Aztecs. Furd covers. Shaw is still insufferable. Band still sucks. Maybe a dozen people fill the stands.
Ohio State 37 over River Rats: What coaching scandal? Random 12 year old is picked from the stands to lead tOSU. Rodents are still exterminated by halftime. tOSU covers.
Mildcats 11.5 over BYU: Missionaries have lost their faith. Kitties cover.
Spawn of Satan 18.5 over Texas San Antonio: Tempting to say this spread is a tad high, but taking Devil's Rejects to cover.
U$C 25.5 over UNLV: Toejams cover in a romp.
bRuins 16.5 over Cincinnati: Song stealers pick perfect opponent to start their season with false expectations. UCLA covers.
Auburn 2.5 over Mutts: This is one of my upset picks. Taking the curs to beat the spread for no other reason except desire to stick it to the SEC.
Rubber Duckies 31.5 over Bowling Green: Unfortunately, Quackers cover in a curb stomping.
Wazzoo 3 over Wyoming: Second upset pick. Taking Cowboys to rope the Cougars and beat the spread. Actually, that sounds a little kinky.
Mormon Marauders NL vs Weber State: Yes, I've read of the name change for Mormons, but "Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of the Latter-day Saints Marauders" just doesn't have the same ring to it, plus it takes too long to type.