Somewhere, a Stanfurd Bandmember is reading that article and thinking, "Gee, I wish we were motivated enough to organize all those cool traditions and stuff... "
Meanwhile, in Berkeley, a Cal Bandmember is reading the same article and thinking, "I'm shocked -- SHOCKED -- that things like that go on in a college marching band in 2019! Don't they know that that could reflect poorly on the University and that we, as a society, have evolved beyond that?"