Mother's Day 2020: Showing STRONG strength

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Cal Strong!
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Cal Strong have a strong and important message for all the strong posters out there, and even for the medium-strength and weak posters.

Mother's Day is today in Australia. It will be Mother's Day tomorrow in USA. These are stressful and difficult times. Many otherwise strong men and women becoming depressed and despondent. Divorce rates are rising rapidly, So it time for strong husbands and children to up their games this mother's day. Make strong example and cheer up strong mothers in your lives. Help them to be more strong during these difficult times . . . like Cal.

Cal Strong cleaned kitchen and dining room last night after Wife Strong went to bed. He strongly arranged her presents on dining room table and inflated many balloons for decorations. Cal Strong bought strong variety pack of balloons. But he only blow up the feminine colors for Mother's Day, to show strong appreciation for Wife Strong. Lots of pink, orange, purple, and yellow balloons. Cal Strong save the more masculine blue balloons for some other event.

Toddler Strong not old enough to write card yet. So Cal Strong channel Toddler Strong's thoughts and wrote strong card of appreciation and signed Toddler Strong's name. Then he arrange Wife Strong's presents alongside the balloons and the card.

Early in the morning, after Cal Strong do some pushups, he make coffee and Huevos Rancheros (with Cal Strong's homemade salsa) for Wife Strong. It safe to say Cal Strong make strongest Huevos Rancheros in Australia. Not even close. STRONG!!!

Then Cal Strong wake up Toddler Strong, change diaper, dress and feed Toddler Strong, and play with Toddler Strong for about 20 minutes until Wife Strong get up.

Wife Strong open her presents during breakfast. She get coffee travel mug, 5 different mum/son books, card, balloons, a coupon for afternoon at beach alone (Cal Strong watch Toddler Strong), and IOU's for Le Creuset espresso mugs and satin camisole. Cal Strong order these things long time ago, but shipping delayed due to Covid. Wife Strong understand.

After breakfast, Wife Strong and Toddler Strong watch strong Mother's Day episode of Bluey while Cal Strong clean up. Then Cal Strong play soccer with Toddler Strong while Wife Strong take strong nap. Then we do online church. Then everyone play together until Cal Strong take work call.

Toddler Strong then take nap while Cal Strong make Wife Strong strong lunch. Cal Strong make burger Aussie-syle (with beetroot) for Wife Strong. Serve it with side salad. Cal Strong eat veggie burger.

Then Cal Strong let Wife Strong do some work. He bring her piccolo latte and vegan Anzac cookie as strong snack while she work. And then she go to beach with book to relax. Cal Strong and Toddler Strong will join her there after Toddler Strong done with his nap. Cal Strong will go spearfishing while Toddler Strong and Wife Strong play in tidepools. Beach open in Family Strong's community.

Cal Strong make Wife Strong special dinner tonight -- salmon and steamed veggies.

There other strong things that you can do in your community. You no need to follow Cal Strong's roadmap on every turn. Use your imagination and make this a STRONG day for your wives . . . like Cal!

Cal STRONG!!!
Chapman_is_Gone
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Cal Strong asks: "God, why did you make Wife Strong so beautiful?"

God responds, "So you would love her."

Cal Strong asks: "But God, why did you make Wife Strong so dumb?"

God replies, "So she would love you."
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Cal Strong! said:

Cal Strong have a strong and important message for all the strong posters out there, and even for the medium-strength and weak posters.

Mother's Day is today in Australia. It will be Mother's Day tomorrow in USA. These are stressful and difficult times. Many otherwise strong men and women becoming depressed and despondent. Divorce rates are rising rapidly, So it time for strong husbands and children to up their games this mother's day. Make strong example and cheer up strong mothers in your lives. Help them to be more strong during these difficult times . . . like Cal.

Cal Strong cleaned kitchen and dining room last night after Wife Strong went to bed. He strongly arranged her presents on dining room table and inflated many balloons for decorations. Cal Strong bought strong variety pack of balloons. But he only blow up the feminine colors for Mother's Day, to show strong appreciation for Wife Strong. Lots of pink, orange, purple, and yellow balloons. Cal Strong save the more masculine blue balloons for some other event.

Toddler Strong not old enough to write card yet. So Cal Strong channel Toddler Strong's thoughts and wrote strong card of appreciation and signed Toddler Strong's name. Then he arrange Wife Strong's presents alongside the balloons and the card.

Early in the morning, after Cal Strong do some pushups, he make coffee and Huevos Rancheros (with Cal Strong's homemade salsa) for Wife Strong. It safe to say Cal Strong make strongest Huevos Rancheros in Australia. Not even close. STRONG!!!

Then Cal Strong wake up Toddler Strong, change diaper, dress and feed Toddler Strong, and play with Toddler Strong for about 20 minutes until Wife Strong get up.

Wife Strong open her presents during breakfast. She get coffee travel mug, 5 different mum/son books, card, balloons, a coupon for afternoon at beach alone (Cal Strong watch Toddler Strong), and IOU's for Le Creuset espresso mugs and satin camisole. Cal Strong order these things long time ago, but shipping delayed due to Covid. Wife Strong understand.

After breakfast, Wife Strong and Toddler Strong watch strong Mother's Day episode of Bluey while Cal Strong clean up. Then Cal Strong play soccer with Toddler Strong while Wife Strong take strong nap. Then we do online church. Then everyone play together until Cal Strong take work call.

Toddler Strong then take nap while Cal Strong make Wife Strong strong lunch. Cal Strong make burger Aussie-syle (with beetroot) for Wife Strong. Serve it with side salad. Cal Strong eat veggie burger.

Then Cal Strong let Wife Strong do some work. He bring her piccolo latte and vegan Anzac cookie as strong snack while she work. And then she go to beach with book to relax. Cal Strong and Toddler Strong will join her there after Toddler Strong done with his nap. Cal Strong will go spearfishing while Toddler Strong and Wife Strong play in tidepools. Beach open in Family Strong's community.

Cal Strong make Wife Strong special dinner tonight -- salmon and steamed veggies.

There other strong things that you can do in your community. You no need to follow Cal Strong's roadmap on every turn. Use your imagination and make this a STRONG day for your wives . . . like Cal!


Hi Cal Strong: I'm just wondering why you've chosen to drop the exclamation point from your name. You are my hero for using an exclamation point in your name. The excalmation point is a symbol of your masculintity. I don't like seeing Cal Strong succumbling to polatical correcness. I hope your wife didn't force you to cut off your exlamation point. You should be proud of your exclamation pointe.
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Chapman_is_Gone said:

Cal Strong asks: "God, why did you make Wife Strong so beautiful?"

God responds, "So you would love her."

Cal Strong asks: "But God, why did you make Wife Strong so dumb?"

God replies, "So she would love you."

Hello Chapman,

I note that you called me dumb. Here is my response to your weakness:

I asked Cal Strong to block you some time ago, as I did not perceive you to have any desire to improve your sad position in life. I only agreed to let Cal Strong post here because there are posters here who genuinely want to learn from his wisdom and glean from his strength. But you are weak and happy to be so. I agree with Cal Strong that weakness is not a virtue. And it seems that other women agree with this as well -- which is why you are alone. You will never find someone until you stop being weak and start making positive improvements to your life.

All this is to say that Cal Strong doesn't see your posts. This is for the best, as he would let you have it if he saw that you called me dumb. Cal is not a weak, chauvinist blasphemer. You should try being more like a real man (like Cal Strong) and less like yourself.

Trust me, quality women don't appreciate weakness, chauvinism, or blasphemy. If they wanted those things, they would marry a stanfurd graduate.

For the record, I have a BA with highest honors from Cal, a M.A. from University of Sydney, another M.A. from UCL, and a Ph.D. in socio-cultural anthropology from Harvard. I was smart enough to marry Cal Strong. You should try to be smart enough to learn from him.
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okaydo said:



Hi Cal Strong: I'm just wondering why you've chosen to drop the exclamation point from your name. You are my hero for using an exclamation point in your name. The excalmation point is a symbol of your masculintity. I don't like seeing Cal Strong succumbling to polatical correcness. I hope your wife didn't force you to cut off your exlamation point. You should be proud of your exclamation pointe.
Great to hear from you Okaydo. Cal Strong hope you have strong plan worked out for Mrs. Okaydo for tomorrow. Maybe you could try picking flower from outside and glue it on strong handmade card . . . like Cal!!

Cal Strong no drop exclamation point. Why would he do that? Maybe you didn't see it on your phone or something. Cal not just strong . . . it STRONG!!!! . . . like Cal Strong!

Cal STRONG!!!!!!!!!!!
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The campaign to create Mother's Day was started by Anna Jarvis in 1905 to commemorate her mother, a peace activist who cared for wounded soldiers on both sides of the Civil War. It was a dedication for peace on behalf of all mothers who have had and will have sons die in war. Mother's Day was created to promote an anti-war ideology. Initially it was mocked, then adopted, then popularized, then commericialized for flowers, cards and gifts. Anna Jarvis abhorred the fact that people would profit from this and spent her last dollar fighting it. Of course you can't defeat American capitalism, so she lost. Poor, emotionally defeated, and being in poor health, she eventually died after spending the last four years of life in a sanitarium. Happy Mother's Day. Could have been worse for her though. She could have been a Cal Fan.
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burritos said:

The campaign to create Mother's Day was started by Anna Jarvis in 1905 to commemorate her mother, a peace activist who cared for wounded soldiers on both sides of the Civil War. It was a dedication for peace on behalf of all mothers who have had and will have sons die in war. Mother's Day was created to promote an anti-war ideology. Initially it was mocked, then adopted, then popularized, then commericialized for flowers, cards and gifts. Anna Jarvis abhorred the fact that people would profit from this and spent her last dollar fighting it. Of course you can't defeat American capitalism, so she lost. Poor, emotionally defeated, and being in poor health, she eventually died after spending the last four years of life in a sanitarium. Happy Mother's Day. Could have been worse for her though. She could have been a Cal Fan.
Different countries have different versions of mother's day. Cal Strong help Wife Strong celebrate her first mother's day in Egypt -- where it celebrated on 21 March.

No need to make it too commercial. Try writing poem for Mrs. Burritos. Or clean kitchen strong for her. Do some strong laundry . . . like Cal. Make handmade card out of construction paper, magic markers, glue, and glitter. Then add a piece of nature (like flowers or leaves) . . . like Cal.

Cal STRONG!!!
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Cal Strong! said:

burritos said:

The campaign to create Mother's Day was started by Anna Jarvis in 1905 to commemorate her mother, a peace activist who cared for wounded soldiers on both sides of the Civil War. It was a dedication for peace on behalf of all mothers who have had and will have sons die in war. Mother's Day was created to promote an anti-war ideology. Initially it was mocked, then adopted, then popularized, then commericialized for flowers, cards and gifts. Anna Jarvis abhorred the fact that people would profit from this and spent her last dollar fighting it. Of course you can't defeat American capitalism, so she lost. Poor, emotionally defeated, and being in poor health, she eventually died after spending the last four years of life in a sanitarium. Happy Mother's Day. Could have been worse for her though. She could have been a Cal Fan.
Different countries have different versions of mother's day. Cal Strong help Wife Strong celebrate her first mother's day in Egypt -- where it celebrated on 21 March.

No need to make it too commercial. Try writing poem for Mrs. Burritos. Or clean kitchen strong for her. Do some strong laundry . . . like Cal. Make handmade card out of construction paper, magic markers, glue, and glitter. Then add a piece of nature (like flowers or leaves) . . . like Cal.

Cal STRONG!!!
Are you talking about my mother or my wife? My mother is on lockdown so I sent her a card.
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WifeStrong said:

Chapman_is_Gone said:

Cal Strong asks: "God, why did you make Wife Strong so beautiful?"

God responds, "So you would love her."

Cal Strong asks: "But God, why did you make Wife Strong so dumb?"

God replies, "So she would love you."

Hello Chapman,

I note that you called me dumb. Here is my response to your weakness:

I asked Cal Strong to block you some time ago, as I did not perceive you to have any desire to improve your sad position in life. I only agreed to let Cal Strong post here because there are posters here who genuinely want to learn from his wisdom and glean from his strength. But you are weak and happy to be so. I agree with Cal Strong that weakness is not a virtue. And it seems that other women agree with this as well -- which is why you are alone. You will never find someone until you stop being weak and start making positive improvements to your life.

All this is to say that Cal Strong doesn't see your posts. This is for the best, as he would let you have it if he saw that you called me dumb. Cal is not a weak, chauvinist blasphemer. You should try being more like a real man (like Cal Strong) and less like yourself.

Trust me, quality women don't appreciate weakness, chauvinism, or blasphemy. If they wanted those things, they would marry a stanfurd graduate.

For the record, I have a BA with highest honors from Cal, a M.A. from University of Sydney, another M.A. from UCL, and a Ph.D. in socio-cultural anthropology from Harvard. I was smart enough to marry Cal Strong. You should try to be smart enough to learn from him.
"WifeStrong" = Cal Strong posting while wearing his favorite dress.
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Hello Chapman, you poor weak fool:

You have made this claim before. Cal Strong had to post a photo of Infant Strong just after he was born, just to get you to acknowledge our corporeal existence. But it seems you have gone back on that acknowledgment. This shouldn't come as any surprise. Cowards always run backwards.

We all understand. You don't like strength. You think weakness is a good way forward for you and for others. So you don't like Cal Strong. We get it.

But riddle me this, Chapman: is Cal Strong the reason you are so unhappy with your life? Is he the reason you have never found reciprocal and meaningful love from a real partner? Are you really happy in your weak and lonely existence? Wouldn't it be better for you to take a hard look in the mirror and follow Cal Strong's example rather than waste another 5, 10, or 20 years in your weak state?
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Chapman_is_Gone said:

WifeStrong said:

Chapman_is_Gone said:

Cal Strong asks: "God, why did you make Wife Strong so beautiful?"

God responds, "So you would love her."

Cal Strong asks: "But God, why did you make Wife Strong so dumb?"

God replies, "So she would love you."

Hello Chapman,

I note that you called me dumb. Here is my response to your weakness:

I asked Cal Strong to block you some time ago, as I did not perceive you to have any desire to improve your sad position in life. I only agreed to let Cal Strong post here because there are posters here who genuinely want to learn from his wisdom and glean from his strength. But you are weak and happy to be so. I agree with Cal Strong that weakness is not a virtue. And it seems that other women agree with this as well -- which is why you are alone. You will never find someone until you stop being weak and start making positive improvements to your life.

All this is to say that Cal Strong doesn't see your posts. This is for the best, as he would let you have it if he saw that you called me dumb. Cal is not a weak, chauvinist blasphemer. You should try being more like a real man (like Cal Strong) and less like yourself.

Trust me, quality women don't appreciate weakness, chauvinism, or blasphemy. If they wanted those things, they would marry a stanfurd graduate.

For the record, I have a BA with highest honors from Cal, a M.A. from University of Sydney, another M.A. from UCL, and a Ph.D. in socio-cultural anthropology from Harvard. I was smart enough to marry Cal Strong. You should try to be smart enough to learn from him.
"WifeStrong" = Cal Strong posting while wearing his favorite dress.



It's really not too hard to find a picture of wifestrong with a little Google search.















So purdy!

A doubly nested sock account. Bravo! Some serious next level Kevin Durant **** going on here for the Duke to use a 2nd sock account to defend his first sock account.
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ColoradoBear said:

Chapman_is_Gone said:

WifeStrong said:

Chapman_is_Gone said:

Cal Strong asks: "God, why did you make Wife Strong so beautiful?"

God responds, "So you would love her."

Cal Strong asks: "But God, why did you make Wife Strong so dumb?"

God replies, "So she would love you."

Hello Chapman,

I note that you called me dumb. Here is my response to your weakness:

I asked Cal Strong to block you some time ago, as I did not perceive you to have any desire to improve your sad position in life. I only agreed to let Cal Strong post here because there are posters here who genuinely want to learn from his wisdom and glean from his strength. But you are weak and happy to be so. I agree with Cal Strong that weakness is not a virtue. And it seems that other women agree with this as well -- which is why you are alone. You will never find someone until you stop being weak and start making positive improvements to your life.

All this is to say that Cal Strong doesn't see your posts. This is for the best, as he would let you have it if he saw that you called me dumb. Cal is not a weak, chauvinist blasphemer. You should try being more like a real man (like Cal Strong) and less like yourself.

Trust me, quality women don't appreciate weakness, chauvinism, or blasphemy. If they wanted those things, they would marry a stanfurd graduate.

For the record, I have a BA with highest honors from Cal, a M.A. from University of Sydney, another M.A. from UCL, and a Ph.D. in socio-cultural anthropology from Harvard. I was smart enough to marry Cal Strong. You should try to be smart enough to learn from him.
"WifeStrong" = Cal Strong posting while wearing his favorite dress.



It's really not too hard to find a picture of wifestrong with a little Google search.















So purdy!

A doubly nested sock account. Bravo! Some serious next level Kevin Durant **** going on here for the Duke to use a 2nd sock account to defend his first sock account.

It required two edits to show us that you are alone and in desperate need of mentorship? No wonder you are so weak. You can't even get weakness done right the first time.
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WifeStrong said:

ColoradoBear said:

Chapman_is_Gone said:

WifeStrong said:

Chapman_is_Gone said:

Cal Strong asks: "God, why did you make Wife Strong so beautiful?"

God responds, "So you would love her."

Cal Strong asks: "But God, why did you make Wife Strong so dumb?"

God replies, "So she would love you."

Hello Chapman,

I note that you called me dumb. Here is my response to your weakness:

I asked Cal Strong to block you some time ago, as I did not perceive you to have any desire to improve your sad position in life. I only agreed to let Cal Strong post here because there are posters here who genuinely want to learn from his wisdom and glean from his strength. But you are weak and happy to be so. I agree with Cal Strong that weakness is not a virtue. And it seems that other women agree with this as well -- which is why you are alone. You will never find someone until you stop being weak and start making positive improvements to your life.

All this is to say that Cal Strong doesn't see your posts. This is for the best, as he would let you have it if he saw that you called me dumb. Cal is not a weak, chauvinist blasphemer. You should try being more like a real man (like Cal Strong) and less like yourself.

Trust me, quality women don't appreciate weakness, chauvinism, or blasphemy. If they wanted those things, they would marry a stanfurd graduate.

For the record, I have a BA with highest honors from Cal, a M.A. from University of Sydney, another M.A. from UCL, and a Ph.D. in socio-cultural anthropology from Harvard. I was smart enough to marry Cal Strong. You should try to be smart enough to learn from him.
"WifeStrong" = Cal Strong posting while wearing his favorite dress.



It's really not too hard to find a picture of wifestrong with a little Google search.















So purdy!

A doubly nested sock account. Bravo! Some serious next level Kevin Durant **** going on here for the Duke to use a 2nd sock account to defend his first sock account.

It required two edits to show us that you are alone and in desperate need of mentorship? No wonder you are so weak. You can't even get weakness done right the first time.


you know im rite
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ColoradoBear said:

WifeStrong said:



It required two edits to show us that you are alone and in desperate need of mentorship? No wonder you are so weak. You can't even get weakness done right the first time.


you know im rite
Cal Strong know CB weakly misspell 50% of words in your recent weak post. Toughen up your thinking. Toughen up your slams. Toughen up your respect for women. Cal no misspell words, Cal no think weak, Cal no insult women. CB need to be more like Cal . . . less like illiterate chauvinist.

Cal STRONG!!!!!!
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Cal Strong! said:

ColoradoBear said:

WifeStrong said:



It required two edits to show us that you are alone and in desperate need of mentorship? No wonder you are so weak. You can't even get weakness done right the first time.


you know im rite
Cal Strong know CB weakly misspell 50% of words in your recent weak post. Toughen up your thinking. Toughen up your slams. Toughen up your respect for women. Cal no misspell words, Cal no think weak, Cal no insult women. CB need to be more like Cal . . . less like illiterate chauvinist.

Cal STRONG!!!!!!


Explain how it's chauvinistic to point out both the strong handles are fake personas, aka sock accounts?

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Cal Strong, how's the Labradoodle project going ?
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LMK5 said:

Cal Strong, how's the Labradoodle project going ?


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LMK5 said:

Cal Strong, how's the Labradoodle project going ?
LMK5 asking STRONG questions today . . . like Cal!!!

Family Strong contacted both Labradoodle outfits in greater Auckland area. One said they no allow families with children under five to adopt their dogs. Cal Strong think this weak age discrimination . . . but Wife Strong seem a little more understanding of their position. Cal Strong got on the waiting list of the other outfit, but it looks like it might be a year before they have more puppies. Lots of New Zealanders adopting dogs right now for company during strict isolation.

Strong update . . . Toddler Strong seems to be gravitating towards Groodles. When we take strong walks, he goes strong and nuts whenever we see one. So we now also on the waitlist at a Groodle adoption outfit in NZ.

LMK5 posting STRONG today . . . like Cal . . . and Labradoodles . . . and Groodles.

Cal STRONG!!!!!!!
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ColoradoBear said:





Explain how it's chauvinistic to point out both the strong handles are fake personas, aka sock accounts?


Because they are not fake personas. You have insulted a woman online because you are sad and alone. That is what a chauvinist coward does, not what a real man (like Cal Strong) does.
LMK5
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Cal Strong! said:

LMK5 said:

Cal Strong, how's the Labradoodle project going ?
LMK5 asking STRONG questions today . . . like Cal!!!

Family Strong contacted both Labradoodle outfits in greater Auckland area. One said they no allow families with children under five to adopt their dogs. Cal Strong think this weak age discrimination . . . but Wife Strong seem a little more understanding of their position. Cal Strong got on the waiting list of the other outfit, but it looks like it might be a year before they have more puppies. Lots of New Zealanders adopting dogs right now for company during strict isolation.

Strong update . . . Toddler Strong seems to be gravitating towards Groodles. When we take strong walks, he goes strong and nuts whenever we see one. So we now also on the waitlist at a Groodle adoption outfit in NZ.

LMK5 posting STRONG today . . . like Cal . . . and Labradoodles . . . and Groodles.

Cal STRONG!!!!!!!


Excellent! I did a little research and saw that Groodles are Goldendoodles. Goldendoodles are great dogs. I can't tell the difference between them and Labradoodles. Just be careful that you don't get one too big (unless that's what you want). Check the weight of both parents. They can get quite large. Good luck. All Doodles are great.
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