The year is 653 BC. Someone has reported that Cal is interested in a basketball practice facility. We will update you on this breaking story.

UPDATE>>>>>>UPDATE.....The Jewish historian Josephus, and the Irish historian, Bearister, and the Social Studies historian, large C have just posted on the forum walls that these rumors are unfounded. This will result in many more knickers being twisted, but, I, your humble correspondent, have always promised the truth, no matter how disappointing..

We need to save the big $$$ for NIL dollars going to Blue Chip recruits.

How long did it take to build the Great Pyramid in Egypt? Well, Ramses II didn't have to fund-raise or deal with Berkeley red tape, so take that amount of time and double it.

Edit: Maybe Khufu and not Ramses II... I was off by a few dynasties, so sue me.