Formerly Foul Five-per Massey! Being that the last place teams in the B1G, B-12, and SEC aren't that bad,and even have winning records, (Okie st. 6-4 #61) I've boiled it down to this hapless duet:
Cal #298 (0-11)
Louie #268 (0-9)
Cal #298 (0-11)
Louie #268 (0-9)