I believe I have a solution which would make us a winner and it's fairly simple...
Rytis Petraitis? Make it so he's fraternal twins. (How hard can that be when you have Prof. Jennifer Doudna on campus?)
Now, here's why I say fraternal and not identical:
a) make one twin a lights-out shooter from beyond the arc, like, say, Klay Thompson.
b) make the other twin 3 inches taller, giving us some more rim protection and just general "oomph" on defense
Okay, and while she's stuffing players into the CRISPR machine, she can put in Madsen and make him halfway to Mike Montgomery, in terms of scheme, in-game strategy and player development. (The reason I say "halfway" is that you can't expect miracles with this stuff.)
We wouldn't win the ACC (unless she can turn Devin Curtis into Cooper Flagg), but we'd be in the top half and for sure make March Madness... maybe make it to the second weekend.
You're welcome.