Cal announces new basketball coach

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bearister
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His first move is to change the team name to The Cal Javelinas.

"You want to know how to rebound? Follow the javelinas up through the Sonoran desert where you will meet a brujo with peyote. He will teach you the horizontal dance. "
petalumabear
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Training table will be @ Top Dog at least!
egbear82
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Holy cow he was a skinny guy--was that taken during his playing days???
GB54
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Players will have to read theThe Teachings of Don Juan and go on a peyote vision quest which will teach them the secrets of the zone press
bearister
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egbear82;842299166 said:

Holy cow he was a skinny guy--was that taken during his playing days???


Yes, non-UCLA playing days. Wooden didn't care for that stuff. When Bill showed up after one summer at UCLA with that look, the Wizard told him to get a haircut. Walton said no way, I am expressing myself. Wizard replied, "We are really going to miss you around here, Bill." Walton got on his bike and went to the barber shop. He should have ridden the bike to Cal. We would have taken him with that look.

SiniCal
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..clever jpeg, darnit beast; but it's just too soon for folks still mourning the loss of (baby) coach tonight.

# wall-of-sound flashbacks R us

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bearister;842299161 said:



His first move is to change the team name to The Cal Javelinas.

"You want to know how to rebound? Follow the javelinas up through the Sonoran desert where you will meet a brujo with peyote. He will teach you the horizontal dance. "


He must have changed his mind re eating animals, given his love of Top Dog.
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Bearprof;842299334 said:

He must have changed his mind re eating animals, given his love of Top Dog.


They do serve veggie dogs
concordtom
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Or maybe this is the start of Bill Walton's downfall as a liar, a fraud. Maybe he never has been to Top Dog but only says he loves it to come off as hip and cool. Or, he goes there, but doesn't eat the meat.

Alas, I'm fairly certain he DID inhale.
Bearprof
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Someone on this board said they ran into him at Top Dog after one of the games he announced.
NYCGOBEARS
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GoCal80;842299336 said:

They do serve veggie dogs


No self respecting vegan would eat those.
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NYCGOBEARS;842299363 said:

No self respecting vegan would eat those.


+1

Tried some of those veggie dogs when I didn't have to pay for them at a bball young alum event. They are vile.
egbear82
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Yeah after the Stanfurd game Big Bill was in Top Dog and I got to chat with him..He most definitely was eating a meaty dog--no veggie dogs for him! haha
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DangerBear;842299425 said:

+1

Tried some of those veggie dogs when I didn't have to pay for them at a bball young alum event. They are vile.


How many did you eat before you passed judgement?

:cheer
bearister
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Bearprof;842299334 said:

He must have changed his mind re eating animals, given his love of Top Dog.


Maybe he doesn't consider rats' as*holes and bull nards packed tightly in skin really "eating animals."
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bearister;842299822 said:

Maybe he doesn't consider rats' as*holes and bull nards packed tightly in skin really "eating animals."


You just made me hungry.
bearister
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NYCGOBEARS;842299823 said:

You just made me hungry.


You da man NYCGOBEARS !
NYCGOBEARS
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bearister;842299828 said:

You da man NYCGOBEARS !


Takes one to know one bearister!
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bearister;842299161 said:



His first move is to change the team name to The Cal Javelinas.

"You want to know how to rebound? Follow the javelinas up through the Sonoran desert where you will meet a brujo with peyote. He will teach you the horizontal dance. "

I am surprised no one mentioned the new uniforms.
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bluesaxe;842299853 said:

I am surprised no one mentioned the new uniforms.


His career never recovered from a "home" injury.
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