Made me laugh.

"Woman pretending her husband isn’t gay talks with woman pretending she’s Arizona’s governor about how liberals can’t face reality." pic.twitter.com/BXDbh6whVl

— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) March 9, 2023

Bonus laugh.

Ron DeSantis cosplayed as a fighter pilot, but per his military records just released under a FOIA request, he was not a pilot: He was, however, an assistant "Urinalysis Coordinator".

What a drip. pic.twitter.com/Z0qsNj3wwh

— Dean Gloster (@deangloster) March 8, 2023

this guy (pictured wearing scrubs and stethoscope) is very adamant about how he is not trying to deceive people into thinking he's a doctor pic.twitter.com/5BTn5R8TUT

— bart (@bart_smith) March 10, 2023

Inside Ron DeSantis' Politicized Removal of an Elected Prosecutor:
https://www.yahoo.com/news/inside-ron-desantis-politicized-removal-142449720.html

You know America is smart because we're hitting the "huh I guess bad things happen when you roll back banking regulations" phase at the exact same time we're entering the "let's see what happens when you roll back child labor regulations" phase

— Hamilton Nolan (@hamiltonnolan) March 14, 2023

New CNN polling reinforces a thesis of my book: older Republicans are more skeptical of diversity than younger ones. https://t.co/eUNbaDnOfl pic.twitter.com/0WvakkROlg

— Philip Bump (@pbump) March 14, 2023

Below is a video of the “Rapid-Deploy Safe Room System, a fold-out room that can expand in less than 10 seconds. It provides a ballistic shield in case of an active shooter…” https://t.co/vdlRUixmho

— philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) March 14, 2023

Minnesota Republican state Sen. Steve Drazkowski on bill providing free school breakfast and lunch: "I have yet to meet a person in Minnesota that is hungry. Yet today. I have yet to meet a person in Minnesota that says they don't have access to enough food to eat." #mnleg pic.twitter.com/H7JsyfsGWw

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 14, 2023

Ron DeSantis, as part of his LGBTQ crackdown, filed a complaint through Florida’s Department of Business and Professional Regulation accusing a hotel in Miami of allowing people under age 18 to attend a “sexually explicit” drag performance. https://t.co/RY1pJScRlc

— The New Republic (@newrepublic) March 14, 2023

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Minnesota Republican state Sen. Steve Drazkowski on bill providing free school breakfast and lunch: "I have yet to meet a person in Minnesota that is hungry. Yet today. I have yet to meet a person in Minnesota that says they don't have access to enough food to eat." #mnleg pic.twitter.com/H7JsyfsGWw

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 14, 2023

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"In 2006, before he was elected to the legislature, Drazkowski was arrested and charged with assaulting his then-14-year-old daughter. He was acquitted, but at [his ex-wife]'s request, the judge issued a temporary restraining order against him." https://t.co/eykuebm6iC https://t.co/Xq0FN7hBAK

— Christopher Ingraham (@_cingraham) March 14, 2023

Lindsey Graham on the encounter between a US drone and Russian planes: "What would Ronald Reagan do right now? He would start shooting Russian planes down if they were threatening our assets." pic.twitter.com/rmO4Vl6dd8

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 15, 2023

“This is not ‘a territorial dispute.’ The Ukrainian people are fighting for their freedom. Surrendering to Putin and refusing to defend freedom makes America less safe…American officials who advocate this type of weakness are Putin’s greatest weapon.” https://t.co/2bwLSEJ1QX

— Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) March 14, 2023

First it was gas cars, then gas stoves... Now, Democrats are looking at going after washing machines.

The Left wants to make us lock down at home, eat bugs, and wash our clothes in the river, all in the name of "climate"!

— GOP (@GOP) March 14, 2023

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Lindsey Graham on the encounter between a US drone and Russian planes: "What would Ronald Reagan do right now? He would start shooting Russian planes down if they were threatening our assets." pic.twitter.com/rmO4Vl6dd8

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 15, 2023

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So bypass shooting down a pilotless Russian drone?

Do you know what Ronnie Ray Gun did in 1983 when 220 marines, 18 sailors and three soldiers died in the Beirut barracks suicide bombings? Ronnie got his arse outa Dodge….but then, again Sen. Graham counts on the fact that the extent of his base's historical knowledge is knowing what color the Kardashians bleached their cloaca.

Ben Shapiro: "School lunches are not going to solve the problem of child hunger at any serious level," adding "It does not take that much money to feed a child" pic.twitter.com/9Z1x68cZoi

— Jason Campbell (@JasonSCampbell) March 15, 2023

NEW: DeSantis blames diversity initiatives for SVB’s collapse, but championed the rollback of banking regulations https://t.co/jSN8dI2seS

— andrew kaczynski (@KFILE) March 16, 2023

On a recent podcast, Tucker Carlson pushed a central tenet of the 9/11 inside job conspiracy theory: “What actually happened with building 7? Like that is weird, right?" He then complained that you'd "lose your job" for talking about that on TV. https://t.co/8TdWXqKnAE pic.twitter.com/Wy3A3ZNjvV

— Eric Hananoki (@ehananoki) March 16, 2023

ARE YOU TAPI-OKAY? DeSantis Reportedly Caught on Flight Eating Pudding With His Fingers https://t.co/5lm72dgn5E

— Mediaite (@Mediaite) March 16, 2023

Survivors Testify Against Bill Requiring ‘Proof’ of Rape to Get an Abortion: 'How Dare You?' https://t.co/BpEXAk1eU1 pic.twitter.com/zoAcoqFsan

— Jezebel (@Jezebel) March 16, 2023

Guess which Republican is responsible for which trending topic.

lol so apparently now the real poll isn't the one on election day but, instead, one taken four months later by a subpar pollster https://t.co/1IY2qytR9c

— Philip Bump (@pbump) March 17, 2023

The thing is @waltermasterson is hilarious, but the things these people say to him are terrifying pic.twitter.com/ROf4pccp3b

— TizzyEnt (@TizzyEnt) March 17, 2023

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The thing is @waltermasterson is hilarious, but the things these people say to him are terrifying pic.twitter.com/ROf4pccp3b

— TizzyEnt (@TizzyEnt) March 17, 2023

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How dare the schools teach kids about empathy! Everybody knows that if you find someone going through difficult times, you should just kick their ass.

WTF: Former Texas Lt. Governor Ben Barnes just admitted to sabotaging Jimmy Carter's 1980 presidential campaign by convincing Iran to hold 52 Americans hostage, according to new reporting. Republicans repeatedly cheat to control power. Every American should be outraged.

— Victor Shi (@Victorshi2020) March 18, 2023

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WTF: Former Texas Lt. Governor Ben Barnes just admitted to sabotaging Jimmy Carter's 1980 presidential campaign by convincing Iran to hold 52 Americans hostage, according to new reporting. Republicans repeatedly cheat to control power. Every American should be outraged.

— Victor Shi (@Victorshi2020) March 18, 2023

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He should be brought to open court for confession on a treason charge

That was my first thought …

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That was my first thought …

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Couping while white - still not a crime

" But Barnes told The Times that his mentor, former Texas governor John B. Connally Jr., was determined to not let that happen and helped prevent the hostages' release. Barnes says that summer, Connally brought him to several Middle Eastern capitals to convince the respective regional leaders to tell Iran that they would get a better deal from Republican nominee Ronald Reagan if they held the hostages until after the election. That is precisely what happened." Rolling Stone

*Too bad Oswald wasn't a better shot or he could have gotten a twofer.Too soon?

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bearister said:

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WTF: Former Texas Lt. Governor Ben Barnes just admitted to sabotaging Jimmy Carter's 1980 presidential campaign by convincing Iran to hold 52 Americans hostage, according to new reporting. Republicans repeatedly cheat to control power. Every American should be outraged.

— Victor Shi (@Victorshi2020) March 18, 2023

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He should be brought to open court for confession on a treason charge

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And with all that, they still couldn't get their guy reelected in 2020... or even win a Senate seat in Georgia: Losers!

Wokeness has gone crazy. Kids can't even wear a "Guns and 69" shirt to school anymore.

What is a 69?

okaydo said:

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Wokeness has gone crazy. Kids can't even wear a "Guns and 69" shirt to school anymore.

What is a 69?

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Agree that shirts with guns don't belong in schools... but
I gotta remember when I am packing shoes in my suitcase that I am effectively doing a 69 and therefore it is lude and inappropriate. Does anyone know how to pack shoes compactly in a suitcase without being offensive?

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bearister said:

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WTF: Former Texas Lt. Governor Ben Barnes just admitted to sabotaging Jimmy Carter's 1980 presidential campaign by convincing Iran to hold 52 Americans hostage, according to new reporting. Republicans repeatedly cheat to control power. Every American should be outraged.

— Victor Shi (@Victorshi2020) March 18, 2023

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He should be brought to open court for confession on a treason charge

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Why have criminals always flocked to the GOP? It's clearly not a recent development.

Nikki Haley is a damn liar. https://t.co/vLlVsZH7ee

— TheNubianQueen (@TheNubianQueen5) March 19, 2023

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Parental and judicial consent. Those are supposed to safe guard any fourteen and fifteen years olds wishing to get married from predatory behavior. While that may be distasteful and against our morals, Republicans are focused on grooming that happens without the parents' knowledge. Republicans view the family unit first as a protector and then the judicial system as a further safeguard.

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Hmmmmm....

• In 2010 in Idaho, a 65-year-old man married a 17-year-old girl
• In Alabama, a 74-year-old man married a 14-year-old girl
• In Tennessee, three 10-year-old girls married men ages 24, 25, and 31, respectively.
• The youngest boy to marry was an 11-year-old who married a 27-year-old woman in Tennessee in 2006

Holy sheeet