Kristi Noem Wants Migrants to Compete for Citizenship on 'Hunger Games'-Style Reality Show


https://www.thedailybeast.com/kristi-noem-wants-migrants-to-compete-for-citizenship-on-hunger-games-style-reality-show/

"The Homeland Security secretary has been working with writer and producer Rob Worsoff to pitch a reality TV show titled The American where immigrants will compete in a string of challenges across the country "for the honor of fast-tracking their way to U.S. citizenship," according to the Daily Mail."

"Homeland Security Assistant Secretary Tricia McLaughlin told the Daily Beast that the show's concept is under consideration, though she denied that Noem had reviewed the pitch in question."

*This has Trump's handprints all over it and…..wouldn't it be simpler to have a gladiator contest in football stadiums in Red States throughout the country? The Afrikaner refugees can be in charge of releasing the lions.




*With the progression of outrageous ideas flowing from this Administration , I'm confused why the suggestion that the suspension of the Constitution and the imposition Martial Law is a possibility is considered paranoid and laughable.

*When I was reading the article, I kept waiting for the sentence that said this is an outrageous lie spread by a British tabloid. I didn't expect to see a statement by an Administration official that the concept is under consideration. I assume Trump would own a piece of it.

bearister said:

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Kristi Noem Wants Migrants to Compete for Citizenship on 'Hunger Games'-Style Reality Show


https://www.thedailybeast.com/kristi-noem-wants-migrants-to-compete-for-citizenship-on-hunger-games-style-reality-show/

"The Homeland Security secretary has been working with writer and producer Rob Worsoff to pitch a reality TV show titled The American where immigrants will compete in a string of challenges across the country "for the honor of fast-tracking their way to U.S. citizenship," according to the Daily Mail."

"Homeland Security Assistant Secretary Tricia McLaughlin told the Daily Beast that the show's concept is under consideration, though she denied that Noem had reviewed the pitch in question."

*This has Trump's handprints all over it and…..wouldn't it be simpler to have a gladiator contest in football stadiums in Red States throughout the country? The Afrikaner refugees can be in charge of releasing the lions.




*With the progression of outrageous ideas flowing from this Administration , I'm confused why the suggestion that the suspension of the Constitution and the imposition Martial Law is a possibility is considered paranoid and laughable.

*When I was reading the article, I kept waiting for the sentence that said this is an outrageous lie spread by a British tabloid. I didn't expect to see a statement by an Administration official that the concept is under consideration. I assume Trump would own a piece of it.

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You left out the part about the winner being sworn in as an American citizen on the steps of the Capitol (or maybe the White House). Gotta use the props that are available.

May the odds be ever in their favor.

Trump clearly has a new obsession that he is now doubling down on and he is steering it via his surrogates:

"WASHINGTON -- The Department of Homeland Security is reviewing a reality TV pitch where immigrants would compete for American citizenship, according to a spokesperson who said in a statement to CNN that "the show in question is in the very beginning stages of that vetting process and has not received approval or denial by staff."

https://abc7news.com/post/department-homeland-security-says-beginning-stages-vetting-process-immigrant-reality-show-citizenship/16447461/


Aging, Slurring Trump 'Lives in Fear' of Dad's Dementia


https://www.thedailybeast.com/msnbc-aging-slurring-trump-lives-in-fear-of-dads-dementia/

Eastern Oregon Bear said:

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You left out the part about the winner being sworn in as an American citizen on the steps of the Capitol (or maybe the White House). Gotta use the props that are available.

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Well, it would be in front of a Trump branded name, of course.

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"Habeas corpus is the legal principle that requires that the government provide a public reason for detaining and imprisoning people. If not for that protection, the government could simply arrest people, including American citizens, and hold them indefinitely for no reason," the New Hampshire lawmaker patiently explained.

"Habeas corpus is the foundational right that separates free societies like America from police states like North Korea."

How unhinged can she become? Will she challenge Trump in this area?

This is a government account pic.twitter.com/SPA5Sor7iG

— David Leavitt 🎲🎮🧙‍♂️🌈 (@David_Leavitt) May 22, 2025

chazzed said:

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How unhinged can she become? Will she challenge Trump in this area?

This is a government account pic.twitter.com/SPA5Sor7iG

— David Leavitt 🎲🎮🧙‍♂️🌈 (@David_Leavitt) May 22, 2025

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You should have heard what she said before she shot the family dog. She appears to be a sociopath with no empathy for others.

Eastern Oregon Bear said:

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chazzed said:

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How unhinged can she become? Will she challenge Trump in this area?

This is a government account pic.twitter.com/SPA5Sor7iG

— David Leavitt 🎲🎮🧙‍♂️🌈 (@David_Leavitt) May 22, 2025

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You should have heard what she said before she shot the family dog. She appears to be a sociopath with no empathy for others.

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Agree. The above is one of the main reasons I haven't put her poster on my wall, over my frayed Farrah Fawcett poster.

Instead, I'm planning on putting up my AOC poster!

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HE will find her!

Big C said:

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Eastern Oregon Bear said:

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chazzed said:

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How unhinged can she become? Will she challenge Trump in this area?

This is a government account pic.twitter.com/SPA5Sor7iG

— David Leavitt 🎲🎮🧙‍♂️🌈 (@David_Leavitt) May 22, 2025

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You should have heard what she said before she shot the family dog. She appears to be a sociopath with no empathy for others.

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Agree. The above is one of the main reasons I haven't put her poster on my wall, over my frayed Farrah Fawcett poster.

Instead, I'm planning on putting up my AOC poster!

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Thx, but I don't really need any imagery of you choking the chicken.

concordtom said:

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Big C said:

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Eastern Oregon Bear said:

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chazzed said:

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How unhinged can she become? Will she challenge Trump in this area?

This is a government account pic.twitter.com/SPA5Sor7iG

— David Leavitt 🎲🎮🧙‍♂️🌈 (@David_Leavitt) May 22, 2025

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You should have heard what she said before she shot the family dog. She appears to be a sociopath with no empathy for others.

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Agree. The above is one of the main reasons I haven't put her poster on my wall, over my frayed Farrah Fawcett poster.

Instead, I'm planning on putting up my AOC poster!

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Thx, but I don't really need any imagery of you choking the chicken.

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Please, concordtom, on this classy forum, stick to the less inappropriate term "throttle the axolotl".

Big C said:

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Big C said:

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How unhinged can she become? Will she challenge Trump in this area?

This is a government account pic.twitter.com/SPA5Sor7iG

— David Leavitt 🎲🎮🧙‍♂️🌈 (@David_Leavitt) May 22, 2025

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You should have heard what she said before she shot the family dog. She appears to be a sociopath with no empathy for others.

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Agree. The above is one of the main reasons I haven't put her poster on my wall, over my frayed Farrah Fawcett poster.

Instead, I'm planning on putting up my AOC poster!

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Thx, but I don't really need any imagery of you choking the chicken.

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Please, concordtom, on this classy forum, stick to the less inappropriate term "throttle the axolotl".

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A type of salamander? Looks like it has retractable barbs.
Reminds me, isn't there a species whose member has a feature that keeps it stuck inside there?

ChatGPT:

You're thinking of waterfowlin particular ducks (family Anatidae). Male ducks have a remarkable corkscrew-shaped, 100%-lymph-erectile ***** that, when fully engorged, unfurls with backward-pointing spines or ridges. Those spines lock into the hen's equally convoluted vagina so that the male organ cannot be withdrawn until it deflates (i.e. loses its lymph-pressure erection).

I thought rabbits…

Rabbits (order Lagomorpha) do not have barbed or spined *****esunlike some other mammals and waterfowl. Here's the breakdown:
Lagomorphs (rabbits, hares, pikas):
No keratinized spines or backward-pointing barbs on the glans; their penile anatomy is smooth and lacks these locking structures .
Waterfowl (ducks & co.):
Males have a corkscrew-shaped ***** lined with backward-pointing ridges or spines that lock into the female's vagina until the ***** deflates .
Felines (e.g., domestic cats):
Possess keratinized penile spines (~1 mm backward-facing papillae) that stimulate ovulation in queens; these are true "barbs" of keratin on the glans .

So if you're thinking of a mammal with a barbed ***** locking in place, look to ducks (and other waterfowl) or cats, not rabbits.

Cats?
Really?

Yesintact tomcats really do sport tiny, backward-pointing spines on the glans of their *****, but they're quite different from the locking "barb" of a duck. Here's what's going on:
1. Structure & Location
A mature male cat has 120150 keratinized spines on the glans, each about 0.10.7 mm long, all directed caudally (toward the base) .
When the ***** is flaccid, the spines lie flat and are hidden inside the prepuce; during erection they stand out as the tissue engorges .
2. Function
Ovulation induction: Cats are "induced ovulators," meaning the mechanical stimulation of these spines triggers the queen's LH surge, causing her to ovulate .
Sperm competition / stimulation: The raking action may also help remove rival sperm and ensure mating success.
3. Not a True "Locking" Mechanism
Unlike the corkscrew-and-barb ***** of ducks, which physically locks until pressure bleeds off, cat spines don't prevent withdrawal. They simply rake the vaginal canal and may cause the queen to yowl, but the tom's ***** still slides out once erection subsides .

So while domestic cats do have penile "barbs," their anatomy and role are strictly for reproductive stimulation and not for mechanically locking the organ in place.





Now then, back to your old, worn out and tattered Farrah Fawcett poster.

Big C said:

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The above is one of the main reasons I haven't put her poster on my wall, over my frayed Farrah Fawcett poster.

Instead, I'm planning on putting up my AOC poster!

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concordtom wrote:
Thx, but I don't really need any imagery of you choking the chicken.

and it was the down escalator

Darn it, didn't work.

Kristi of Arabia*


*Ron Filipkowski