Kristi Noem Wants Migrants to Compete for Citizenship on 'Hunger Games'-Style Reality Show


https://www.thedailybeast.com/kristi-noem-wants-migrants-to-compete-for-citizenship-on-hunger-games-style-reality-show/

"The Homeland Security secretary has been working with writer and producer Rob Worsoff to pitch a reality TV show titled The American where immigrants will compete in a string of challenges across the country "for the honor of fast-tracking their way to U.S. citizenship," according to the Daily Mail."

"Homeland Security Assistant Secretary Tricia McLaughlin told the Daily Beast that the show's concept is under consideration, though she denied that Noem had reviewed the pitch in question."

*This has Trump's handprints all over it and…..wouldn't it be simpler to have a gladiator contest in football stadiums in Red States throughout the country? The Afrikaner refugees can be in charge of releasing the lions.




*With the progression of outrageous ideas flowing from this Administration , I'm confused why the suggestion that the suspension of the Constitution and the imposition Martial Law is a possibility is considered paranoid and laughable.

*When I was reading the article, I kept waiting for the sentence that said this is an outrageous lie spread by a British tabloid. I didn't expect to see a statement by an Administration official that the concept is under consideration. I assume Trump would own a piece of it.

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Kristi Noem Wants Migrants to Compete for Citizenship on 'Hunger Games'-Style Reality Show


https://www.thedailybeast.com/kristi-noem-wants-migrants-to-compete-for-citizenship-on-hunger-games-style-reality-show/

"The Homeland Security secretary has been working with writer and producer Rob Worsoff to pitch a reality TV show titled The American where immigrants will compete in a string of challenges across the country "for the honor of fast-tracking their way to U.S. citizenship," according to the Daily Mail."

"Homeland Security Assistant Secretary Tricia McLaughlin told the Daily Beast that the show's concept is under consideration, though she denied that Noem had reviewed the pitch in question."

*This has Trump's handprints all over it and…..wouldn't it be simpler to have a gladiator contest in football stadiums in Red States throughout the country? The Afrikaner refugees can be in charge of releasing the lions.




*With the progression of outrageous ideas flowing from this Administration , I'm confused why the suggestion that the suspension of the Constitution and the imposition Martial Law is a possibility is considered paranoid and laughable.

*When I was reading the article, I kept waiting for the sentence that said this is an outrageous lie spread by a British tabloid. I didn't expect to see a statement by an Administration official that the concept is under consideration. I assume Trump would own a piece of it.

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You left out the part about the winner being sworn in as an American citizen on the steps of the Capitol (or maybe the White House). Gotta use the props that are available.

May the odds be ever in their favor.

Trump clearly has a new obsession that he is now doubling down on and he is steering it via his surrogates:

"WASHINGTON -- The Department of Homeland Security is reviewing a reality TV pitch where immigrants would compete for American citizenship, according to a spokesperson who said in a statement to CNN that "the show in question is in the very beginning stages of that vetting process and has not received approval or denial by staff."

https://abc7news.com/post/department-homeland-security-says-beginning-stages-vetting-process-immigrant-reality-show-citizenship/16447461/


Aging, Slurring Trump 'Lives in Fear' of Dad's Dementia


https://www.thedailybeast.com/msnbc-aging-slurring-trump-lives-in-fear-of-dads-dementia/

Eastern Oregon Bear said:

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You left out the part about the winner being sworn in as an American citizen on the steps of the Capitol (or maybe the White House). Gotta use the props that are available.

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Well, it would be in front of a Trump branded name, of course.

WELCOME TO DUMBERICA!

WE LOVE DUMBERICA!

MAGA FOR MORONS!




"Habeas corpus is the legal principle that requires that the government provide a public reason for detaining and imprisoning people. If not for that protection, the government could simply arrest people, including American citizens, and hold them indefinitely for no reason," the New Hampshire lawmaker patiently explained.

"Habeas corpus is the foundational right that separates free societies like America from police states like North Korea."

How unhinged can she become? Will she challenge Trump in this area?

This is a government account pic.twitter.com/SPA5Sor7iG

— David Leavitt 🎲🎮🧙‍♂️🌈 (@David_Leavitt) May 22, 2025

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How unhinged can she become? Will she challenge Trump in this area?

This is a government account pic.twitter.com/SPA5Sor7iG

— David Leavitt 🎲🎮🧙‍♂️🌈 (@David_Leavitt) May 22, 2025

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You should have heard what she said before she shot the family dog. She appears to be a sociopath with no empathy for others.

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Agree. The above is one of the main reasons I haven't put her poster on my wall, over my frayed Farrah Fawcett poster.

Instead, I'm planning on putting up my AOC poster!

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HE will find her!

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How unhinged can she become? Will she challenge Trump in this area?

This is a government account pic.twitter.com/SPA5Sor7iG

— David Leavitt 🎲🎮🧙‍♂️🌈 (@David_Leavitt) May 22, 2025

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You should have heard what she said before she shot the family dog. She appears to be a sociopath with no empathy for others.

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Agree. The above is one of the main reasons I haven't put her poster on my wall, over my frayed Farrah Fawcett poster.

Instead, I'm planning on putting up my AOC poster!

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Thx, but I don't really need any imagery of you choking the chicken.

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How unhinged can she become? Will she challenge Trump in this area?

This is a government account pic.twitter.com/SPA5Sor7iG

— David Leavitt 🎲🎮🧙‍♂️🌈 (@David_Leavitt) May 22, 2025

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You should have heard what she said before she shot the family dog. She appears to be a sociopath with no empathy for others.

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Agree. The above is one of the main reasons I haven't put her poster on my wall, over my frayed Farrah Fawcett poster.

Instead, I'm planning on putting up my AOC poster!

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Thx, but I don't really need any imagery of you choking the chicken.

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Please, concordtom, on this classy forum, stick to the less inappropriate term "throttle the axolotl".

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How unhinged can she become? Will she challenge Trump in this area?

This is a government account pic.twitter.com/SPA5Sor7iG

— David Leavitt 🎲🎮🧙‍♂️🌈 (@David_Leavitt) May 22, 2025

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You should have heard what she said before she shot the family dog. She appears to be a sociopath with no empathy for others.

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Agree. The above is one of the main reasons I haven't put her poster on my wall, over my frayed Farrah Fawcett poster.

Instead, I'm planning on putting up my AOC poster!

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Thx, but I don't really need any imagery of you choking the chicken.

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Please, concordtom, on this classy forum, stick to the less inappropriate term "throttle the axolotl".

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A type of salamander? Looks like it has retractable barbs.
Reminds me, isn't there a species whose member has a feature that keeps it stuck inside there?

ChatGPT:

You're thinking of waterfowlin particular ducks (family Anatidae). Male ducks have a remarkable corkscrew-shaped, 100%-lymph-erectile ***** that, when fully engorged, unfurls with backward-pointing spines or ridges. Those spines lock into the hen's equally convoluted vagina so that the male organ cannot be withdrawn until it deflates (i.e. loses its lymph-pressure erection).

I thought rabbits…

Rabbits (order Lagomorpha) do not have barbed or spined *****esunlike some other mammals and waterfowl. Here's the breakdown:
Lagomorphs (rabbits, hares, pikas):
No keratinized spines or backward-pointing barbs on the glans; their penile anatomy is smooth and lacks these locking structures .
Waterfowl (ducks & co.):
Males have a corkscrew-shaped ***** lined with backward-pointing ridges or spines that lock into the female's vagina until the ***** deflates .
Felines (e.g., domestic cats):
Possess keratinized penile spines (~1 mm backward-facing papillae) that stimulate ovulation in queens; these are true "barbs" of keratin on the glans .

So if you're thinking of a mammal with a barbed ***** locking in place, look to ducks (and other waterfowl) or cats, not rabbits.

Cats?
Really?

Yesintact tomcats really do sport tiny, backward-pointing spines on the glans of their *****, but they're quite different from the locking "barb" of a duck. Here's what's going on:
1. Structure & Location
A mature male cat has 120150 keratinized spines on the glans, each about 0.10.7 mm long, all directed caudally (toward the base) .
When the ***** is flaccid, the spines lie flat and are hidden inside the prepuce; during erection they stand out as the tissue engorges .
2. Function
Ovulation induction: Cats are "induced ovulators," meaning the mechanical stimulation of these spines triggers the queen's LH surge, causing her to ovulate .
Sperm competition / stimulation: The raking action may also help remove rival sperm and ensure mating success.
3. Not a True "Locking" Mechanism
Unlike the corkscrew-and-barb ***** of ducks, which physically locks until pressure bleeds off, cat spines don't prevent withdrawal. They simply rake the vaginal canal and may cause the queen to yowl, but the tom's ***** still slides out once erection subsides .

So while domestic cats do have penile "barbs," their anatomy and role are strictly for reproductive stimulation and not for mechanically locking the organ in place.





Now then, back to your old, worn out and tattered Farrah Fawcett poster.

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The above is one of the main reasons I haven't put her poster on my wall, over my frayed Farrah Fawcett poster.

Instead, I'm planning on putting up my AOC poster!

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concordtom wrote:
Thx, but I don't really need any imagery of you choking the chicken.

and it was the down escalator

Darn it, didn't work.

Kristi of Arabia*


*Ron Filipkowski

Inside the scramble to keep FEMA alive ahead of hurricane season


https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/national-security/scramble-keep-fema-alive-ahead-hurricane-season-rcna209547

"Publicly, Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem has said the Federal Emergency Management Agency needs to be reoriented or even done away with altogether.

"We are eliminating FEMA," Noem said at a televised meeting of President Donald Trump's Cabinet in March.

But with hurricane season about to start, Noem has been quietly pushing behind the scenes to keep key employees in place and to approve reimbursements to states previously hit by disaster, sources familiar with the situation told NBC News."

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Inside the scramble to keep FEMA alive ahead of hurricane season


https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/national-security/scramble-keep-fema-alive-ahead-hurricane-season-rcna209547

"Publicly, Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem has said the Federal Emergency Management Agency needs to be reoriented or even done away with altogether.

"We are eliminating FEMA," Noem said at a televised meeting of President Donald Trump's Cabinet in March.

But with hurricane season about to start, Noem has been quietly pushing behind the scenes to keep key employees in place and to approve reimbursements to states previously hit by disaster, sources familiar with the situation told NBC News."

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As a former Governor, Kristi Noem must be fully aware of how states are woefully short of the resources to deal with major disasters. It sounds like it finally dawned on her that when future disasters strike and very inadequate responses happen, the heat's going to be on FEMA and her.

Why is the Secretary of Homeland Security making junkets to Saudi Arabia and other parts of the world? What is she accomplishing beside self aggrandizing photo ops?

"Why is the Secretary of Homeland Security making junkets to Saudi Arabia and other parts of the world?"

So that the former marina security guard can nail her off grid.

Could this be related to her citizenship games?

Something to hide, maybe? pic.twitter.com/X84t9opgeR

— Al Cappuccino…☕️🇮🇹 (@AlCappuccinoIT) June 19, 2025

ICE Barbie ended up in the ER reflecting on her sins.



*You have to figure Karoline Leavitt will follow.

Why would anyone be so surprised about Noem and her value system?

She shot her dog dead.

That's one, cold, heartless, Bit$#

….and it makes Corey tingly all over.

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LOL, love the response. Lock her up

MAGAts, lock them up all, disgusting slime that they are

UNITY OVER DIVISION

VOTE BLUE

Go Bears Forever

ICE Barbie's attire at Alligator Alcatraz can best be described as "Mar a Lago casual" accessorized with a designer MAGA cap and that $50K Rolex Cosmograph Daytona that she Rocked during the El Salvador I Fought the Law and the Law Won Prison Tour.

*Taking a gander at her arms and shoulders I think she could stand a few double cheeseburgers, shakes and fries introduced into her diet.

"The MAGA movement is reveling in the creativity, severity and accelerating force of President Trump's historic immigration crackdown.

Why it matters: Once-fringe tactics an alligator-moated detention camp, deportations to war zones, denaturalization of immigrant citizens are now being proudly embraced at the highest levels of the U.S. government, Axios' Tal Axelrod and Zachary Basu write.

Driving the news: Trump on Tuesday toured a temporary ICE facility in the Florida Everglades dubbed "Alligator Alcatraz," where thousands of migrants will be detained in a remote, marshland environment teeming with predators.

MAGA influencers invited on the trip gleefully posted photos of the prison's cages and souvenir-style "merchandise," thrilling their followers and horrifying critics.

Pro-Trump activist Laura Loomer drew outrage after tweeting that "alligators are guaranteed at least 65 million meals if we get started now"

The Supreme Court has allowed the Trump administration to deport undocumented immigrants to non-origin countries including the war-torn nations of South Sudan and Libya.

Hundreds of migrants are being held at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. This week, Trump claimed that "conceptual work" is underway to reopen Alcatraz the decrepit former island prison in San Francisco, now a tourist site.

What to watch: Denaturalization of U.S. citizens once a legal backwater is gaining traction as Trump and his MAGA allies push the envelope on nativist rhetoric.

The Justice Department has begun prioritizing stripping naturalized Americans of their citizenship when they're charged with crimes and "illegally procured or misrepresented facts in the naturalization process."
But some MAGA influencers are pushing to weaponize denaturalization more broadly not just as a legal remedy for fraud, but as a tool to punish ideological opponents.
Rep. Andy Ogles (R-Tenn.) has called for the Justice Department to investigate the Democratic nominee for mayor of New York City, Zohran Mamdani, who was born in Uganda and became a U.S. citizen in 2018.

Trump has echoed false claims about Mamdani being in the country "illegally," and threatened to arrest the democratic socialist if he impedes federal immigration operations in New York.

The bottom line: MAGA is leveraging a precedent-busting president to set a new standard for immigration enforcement one that could define Republican policy for years to come."
Axios

My takeaway: Are MAGA that are reveling in this state of affairs primarily stupid, primarily cruel or a combination of the two?

The only positive by product: By expelling the Latino immigrants the nation will increase the occurrence of the heritable highly desirable characteristics of MAGA. Hillbilly eugenics, so to speak.

"Pagurek told colleagues at FEMA that the delay was the tipping point that led to his voluntary departure after months of frustration with the Trump administration's efforts to dismantle the agency, according to two sources familiar with his thinking. It took more than 72 hours after the flooding for Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem to authorize the deployment of FEMA's search and rescue network."

FEMA search and rescue chief resigns after frustration with Texas flood response | CNN Politics https://www.cnn.com/2025/07/21/politics/fema-search-and-rescue-chief-resigns

Quaint Mexican restaurant in trouble after unknowingly hosting Kristi Noem for her birthday | Daily Mail Online https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15354079/Kristi-Noem-partying-sombrero-Mexican-restaurant.html

Trump Considering Ousting Kristi Noem, Hiring Glenn Youngkin https://www.mediaite.com/media/news/trump-considering-move-to-oust-homeland-security-secretary-kristi-noem-report/