Happy Halloween pic.twitter.com/oUZAwRJOce

— Chi Ossé (@OsseChi) October 31, 2025

Boo!

The moon is in the waxing gibbous phase also known colloquially as the Hitler Moon

I'm about to dress up as a vampire. I'll put on a white lab coat and place a stethoscope around my neck. Call me Dr. Acula.

My costume is a Vaccine Junkie.



I'm going to chase anti vaxxers down the street trying to spear them.

Or Dr. Fauci.

I'm going to dress up like Trump
Mask.
Blue suit
White shirt
Red tie, extra long.

Then I found online a bunch of fake half knives that I'll place on various places: neck, heart, back, gut - it'll look like he's been stabbed a bunch of times, by his wives and jilted lovers. Not sure I bought enough of the gag knives to represent all of them.

I also have some thick rope for a capital punishment sentence, treason.

I've got my old step father's walker to represent his current frailty.

And I modified some of my shoes to make me look significantly taller. However, I'm not concealing the lifts. Making it more obvious as part of the gag.

Of course, I had to doctor up the mask by cutting off the ear and leaving a bloody spot.

I'm attaching to the walker a basket labeled TODAY'S WORK. The only thing in there is:
Bulldoze East Wing,
Keep Epstein Files Secret


I just hope I don't get shot as I go door to door. My kids are all grown up now, but I miss Trick-or-Treating!

My favorite memory of Halloween growing up in Oakland was throwing eggs at teenagers driving by who were throwing eggs. We were about 11 or 12. We knew the escape routes. They never caught us. 60 years later, I wouldn't advise that.

I have a friend who is the nicest, gentlest Mormon you've ever met. But for some reason one year he ended up as the driver of his dad's big cargo van with the side sliding doors on the sides - 70's style, no seats, not these modern minivans - and he had some seniors on the basketball team with him including our 6'8" center.

They had eggs galore and went driving around town egging younger teen trick-or-treaters.

Like a horror movie, the marauding cargo van would stalk its prey, hiding in darkness and waiting for its victims to approach.

Then the side door would slide open and the hooligans would leap out and rapid fire empty a styrofoam carton as the kids scattered in fear.
"Eggers!"

At other times, the doors would already be wide open and the assailants inside would do a slow drive by, launching both left and right in a surprise attack.

One particular segment often repeated tells of a little kid who rang a doorbell and waited for the reply.
From the street, the eggs were thrown, and as the door opened some adult homeowner took one right square on the forehead!

Pat says to this day it's the most fun he's ever had!

(I can't fathom it today. Simply horrible!)

I didn't do this one, but I can't stop laughing. Look at it! 😅🤣😂🤣 pic.twitter.com/XOshBhmc8T

— Monica 💙🌻🏳️‍🌈 (@softtail65) October 31, 2025

No comment.

In West Hollywood California: Winning Halloween. pic.twitter.com/NWqeC7jRPA

— Mike Sington (@MikeSington) November 1, 2025

She'd scare the peanut out of an M & M.

concordtom said:

---

I'm going to dress up like Trump
Mask.
Blue suit
White shirt
Red tie, extra long.

Then I found online a bunch of fake half knives that I'll place on various places: neck, heart, back, gut - it'll look like he's been stabbed a bunch of times, by his wives and jilted lovers. Not sure I bought enough of the gag knives to represent all of them.

I also have some thick rope for a capital punishment sentence, treason.

I've got my old step father's walker to represent his current frailty.

And I modified some of my shoes to make me look significantly taller. However, I'm not concealing the lifts. Making it more obvious as part of the gag.

Of course, I had to doctor up the mask by cutting off the ear and leaving a bloody spot.

I'm attaching to the walker a basket labeled TODAY'S WORK. The only thing in there is:
Bulldoze East Wing,
Keep Epstein Files Secret


I just hope I don't get shot as I go door to door. My kids are all grown up now, but I miss Trick-or-Treating!

---

This is not healthy. Maybe back away from politics and the news for a little bit

You didn't like my costume? Darn.


It's Halloween, for crying out loud. You know, Day of the Dead?
Mummies?
Vampires?
Freddie Kruger?
Michael Myers?
Jason?
Witches and skeletons?
Frankenstein?

The whole thing is about blood and guts!
Where's your sense of humor?!?!
We dress little kids up in this stuff and send them to school. Don't be so sensitive.

BearlySane88 said:

---

concordtom said:

---

I'm going to dress up like Trump
Mask.
Blue suit
White shirt
Red tie, extra long.

Then I found online a bunch of fake half knives that I'll place on various places: neck, heart, back, gut - it'll look like he's been stabbed a bunch of times, by his wives and jilted lovers. Not sure I bought enough of the gag knives to represent all of them.

I also have some thick rope for a capital punishment sentence, treason.

I've got my old step father's walker to represent his current frailty.

And I modified some of my shoes to make me look significantly taller. However, I'm not concealing the lifts. Making it more obvious as part of the gag.

Of course, I had to doctor up the mask by cutting off the ear and leaving a bloody spot.

I'm attaching to the walker a basket labeled TODAY'S WORK. The only thing in there is:
Bulldoze East Wing,
Keep Epstein Files Secret


I just hope I don't get shot as I go door to door. My kids are all grown up now, but I miss Trick-or-Treating!

---

This is not healthy. Maybe back away from politics and the news for a little bit

---

Seriously. This guy needs help - another example confirming liberals are more likely to suffer from mental illness than conservatives.

concordtom said:

---

You didn't like my costume? Darn.


It's Halloween, for crying out loud. You know, Day of the Dead?
Mummies?
Vampires?
Freddie Kruger?
Michael Myers?
Jason?
Witches and skeletons?
Frankenstein?

The whole thing is about blood and guts!
Where's your sense of humor?!?!
We dress little kids up in this stuff and send them to school. Don't be so sensitive.

---

No, making light of a president being stabbed and making light of his attempted assassination aren't humorous to me.

Most schools have no weapons/masks/violent costume rules. You should probably have that rule also

HKBear97! said:

---

BearlySane88 said:

---

concordtom said:

---

I'm going to dress up like Trump
Mask.
Blue suit
White shirt
Red tie, extra long.

Then I found online a bunch of fake half knives that I'll place on various places: neck, heart, back, gut - it'll look like he's been stabbed a bunch of times, by his wives and jilted lovers. Not sure I bought enough of the gag knives to represent all of them.

I also have some thick rope for a capital punishment sentence, treason.

I've got my old step father's walker to represent his current frailty.

And I modified some of my shoes to make me look significantly taller. However, I'm not concealing the lifts. Making it more obvious as part of the gag.

Of course, I had to doctor up the mask by cutting off the ear and leaving a bloody spot.

I'm attaching to the walker a basket labeled TODAY'S WORK. The only thing in there is:
Bulldoze East Wing,
Keep Epstein Files Secret


I just hope I don't get shot as I go door to door. My kids are all grown up now, but I miss Trick-or-Treating!

---

This is not healthy. Maybe back away from politics and the news for a little bit

---

Seriously. This guy needs help - another example confirming liberals are more likely to suffer from mental illness than conservatives.

---

Get rid of Trump and problem solved!!

BearlySane88 said:

---

concordtom said:

---

You didn't like my costume? Darn.


It's Halloween, for crying out loud. You know, Day of the Dead?
Mummies?
Vampires?
Freddie Kruger?
Michael Myers?
Jason?
Witches and skeletons?
Frankenstein?

The whole thing is about blood and guts!
Where's your sense of humor?!?!
We dress little kids up in this stuff and send them to school. Don't be so sensitive.

---

No, making light of a president being stabbed and making light of his attempted assassination aren't humorous to me.

Most schools have no weapons/masks/violent costume rules. You should probably have that rule also

---

Oh, look at that!
You just turned all of American culture and satirical norms into your k-12 environment.

By the way, such rules were nonexistent when I was a kid.