As a dog catcher, litigator, magistrate and Kamala Harris fund raiser, you have a unique perspective on Kamala's strange dog history. She's had four German Sheperds, two of whom died and two had "biting incidents." Let's face it they probably bit her sissy husband but we can't say that.
Should Kamala get a fifth German Shephetd or does the Nazi association not play well. Should she insist Doug just shut up about his bites? Or what kind of dog do you recommend she get that would guarantee her election in 2028 while getting her out of this dead or rabid dog ownership loop.
Unity not Division, no more German Shepherds
