The lovable porn star was arrested in Ohio last night after taking off her shirt and rubbing her breasts in several men's face. Unfortunately two of those men were vice squad, and our intrepid Stormy was arrested. Apparently that type of touching is a no-no in Ohio. Her attorney says it was a frame. My gut reaction is she pays a fine and walks, but man, wouldn't that be a great trial?

Defense counsel: Why do you think you were framed Ms. Daniels?

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The lovable porn star was arrested in Ohio last night after taking off her shirt and rubbing her breasts in several men's face. Unfortunately two of those men were vice squad, and our intrepid Stormy was arrested. Apparently that type of touching is a no-no in Ohio. Her attorney says it was a frame. My gut reaction is she pays a fine and walks, but man, wouldn't that be a great trial?

Defense counsel: Why do you think you were framed Ms. Daniels?

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If I was on the jury I would request a field trip to the crime scene so I could conduct a close up inspection.

If I were on the jury, I'd have to personally touch the evidence.

Already posted in OT: Trump/Russians/Robert Mueller. Charges were dismissed the next day.

Any way, cop should have enjoyed the show. Instead he arrests her for slapping him with her boob. By golly, he must be a GOP'er. A normal man would go like this...

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If I were on the jury, I'd have to personally touch the evidence.

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"I shall not today attempt further to define the kinds of material I understand to be embraced within that shorthand description ["hard-core pornography"], and perhaps I could never succeed in intelligibly doing so. But I know it when I see it....*" United States Supreme Court Justice Potter Stewart describing his threshold test for obscenity in Jacobellis v. Ohio, 1964

*Especially when he saw it up close.

Silicone assaults are serious business in Ohio

Anarchistbear said:

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Silicone assaults are serious business in Ohio

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I believe it is a specific section of the Ohio Penal Code dealing with assault with a friendly weapon.

From the wires:

"Columbus police chief Kim Jacobs said "one element of the law was missed in error."
"A mistake was made, and I accept full responsibility," she said.
Officers were well within their area of responsibility when making the arrests, she added. But she said the officers' motivations will be reviewed internally. Without providing details, she said unsubstantiated allegations about their motivations were circulating on social media.
Daniels' lawyer called for an investigation into the arrest, saying some of the officers had what appeared to be "very Pro-Trump" social media pages. The lawyer, Michael Avenatti, tweeted screenshots from what he claimed was the Facebook page of one officer with a pseudonym and asked people to help confirm it."

Back in the day, there were pigs ...

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Oh this is so good, you can't make it up.

Anarchistbear said:

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Silicone assaults are serious business in Ohio

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Well, getting sand thrown in your face would be a real eyesore, but this form was much softer.

I love that the chief is a woman who was surely like, "seriously guys? Get this **** out of my office. We don't need to turn the national media on our town. Now get the **** out of here and go get some real police work done for people who need help."

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I love that the chief is a woman who was surely like, "seriously guys? Get this **** out of my office. We don't need to turn the national media on our town. Now get the **** out of here and go get some real police work done for people who need help."

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What would you know about pressure?

Sean Young is one of the more serious bat guano crazy actresses in Hollywood history.....and you gotta respect that. I think when James Woods*dropped her she gave him the ole "YOU'RE NOT DUMPING ME BUSTER BLUE EYES!" routine.

*Who BTW is a Hall of Fame pr@ck.

Which is why James Woods was so good in so many roles. He was just being himself.

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Which is why James Woods was so good in so many roles. He was just being himself.

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https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/out-of-the-woods-2/

Is Storny a combination of Stormy and horny?

Because you wanted to know...well not really but w.t.f., we're here at this point in history and this is now part of the permanent historic record. Must be some kind of metaphor for the whole situation. I wonder if Trump has a twitter fit...or does it try and avoid further exposure?

Stormy Daniels Goes Into Day-Ruining Detail About Donald Trump's Sex Life In New Memoir

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Daniels has gone into detail about Trump's body in the past in order to back up her story, but 'Full Disclosure' is much more graphic in its description.

She says that Trump's ***** "smaller than average" but "not freakishly small."

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This is the Mario Kart character that Stormy says resembles Trump's business. Not sure if Melania needed any more evidence that her current hubbie cheated on her with a porn actress, but there you go.

The story that just keeps on giving:

Stormy Daniels says Trump took a call from Clinton and they talked about "our plan."https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/stormy-daniels-donald-trump-hillary-clinton_us_5ba0c6e1e4b013b0977ee937?ncid=engmodushpmg00000004 via @HuffPostPol

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The story that just keeps on giving:

Stormy Daniels says Trump took a call from Clinton and they talked about "our plan."https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/stormy-daniels-donald-trump-hillary-clinton_us_5ba0c6e1e4b013b0977ee937?ncid=engmodushpmg00000004 via @HuffPostPol

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Bring back that SUNNNNNY DAY

From this day forward I am retiring my beloved name "tRump" and replacing it with Mushroom Dick.

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Here it is. You do have to admit she does have that I want to be wanted look in her eye.

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...AND the tabloids have responded...

Donald Trump 'Livid' Over Stormy Daniels' Latest Allegations: He 'Prides Himself' On His Manhood

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"Donald is absolutely livid about Stormy Daniels' description of his ***** and bedroom performance," a source close to the president tells HollywoodLife.com EXCLUSIVELY. "He prides himself on his manhood, and he's furious that he's been made into this figure of ridicule. He can't stand being mocked like this."

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...AND the tabloids have responded...

Donald Trump 'Livid' Over Stormy Daniels' Latest Allegations: He 'Prides Himself' On His Manhood

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"Donald is absolutely livid about Stormy Daniels' description of his ***** and bedroom performance," a source close to the president tells HollywoodLife.com EXCLUSIVELY. "He prides himself on his manhood, and he's furious that he's been made into this figure of ridicule. He can't stand being mocked like this."

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Mushroom Dick's attorney claims he is a grower not a shower.



I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
Now you sitting in the corner crying
And now its my fault (My fault)

How many conservatives on here have eaten mushrooms tonight?

Metaphorically...ALL OF THEM.

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This is priceless. I mean if this is about another President I find it in poor taste. But the Donald needs to know if he dishes it out, he has to take it.

I just stopped by to chip in: Mushroom Dick

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This is priceless. I mean if this is about another President I find it in poor taste. But the Donald needs to know if he dishes it out, he has to take it.

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I've never laughed so hard as I did yesterday morning when several non-political sports reporters I follow on Twitter urged their followers not to click on the "Mario Kart" trending topic.

I feel like I have to now play Mario Kart, though I'm not a video game person.

From the boys that brought you Stormy. Did that lead singer have a set of pipes or what?