So, I'm at a bar and two very large womn with accents are sitting across from me.

I say,"Cool accents, are you two ladies from Scotland?"

One of them yells ,"It's Wales you idiot"

So I say, "OK, are you two whales from Scotland?"

I Don't remember much after that.


Its been a strange day! First I found a hat full of money. Then I was chased down the street by an angry man with a guitar .

Paddy went to the bank for a loan. The teller says"I'm sorry but the loan arranger isn't in today."

"OK,"Paddy replies, "I'll speak to Tonto if he's in?"