I accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles and now I'm experiencing a vowelmovement. Next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
Camping: where you spend a small fortune to live like a homeless person.
A man asked his wife what would she do if I won the lottery. She replied " I'd take half and leave you."
"Great ," I said, "I won $12 so here's $6. Stay in touch.
