... There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large
trouble-maker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down
in one swig.

"Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into
tears.

"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to
see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," I say.

"I'm a complete failure.

"I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking
lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left
my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my old lady in bed with the
gardener and then my dog bit me.

"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all.

"So I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison
dissolve.

"Then you, you jack-ass, show up and drink the whole thing!

"But enough about me, How's your day going?"