Subject: Important Women's Health Issue

* Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

* Do you suffer from shyness?

* Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

* Do you suffer exhaustion from the day-to-day grind?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your
doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas. Margaritas are the
safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about
yourself and your actions. Margaritas can help ease you out
of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready
and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the
benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a
regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles
that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness
and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will
discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding
and start living, with Margaritas. Margaritas may not be right
for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should
not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind
nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE:

Dizziness - Nausea - Vomiting - Incarceration - Erotic
lustfulness - Loss of motor control - Loss of clothing - Loss
of money - Loss of virginity - Table dancing - Headache -
Dehydration - Dry mouth - And a desire to sing Karaoke.

WARNINGS:

* The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you
are whispering when you are not.

* The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your
friends over and over again that you love them.

* The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think
you can sing.

* The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you
can logically converse with members of the opposite sex
without spitting.

Please share this with other women who may need
Margaritas.