Subject: Depressed Woman

A beautiful young New York woman was so depressed that
she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean.
But just before she could throw herself from the docks, a
handsome young man stopped her.

"You have so much to live for," said the man. "I'm a sailor
and we're off to Europe tomorrow and I can stow you away
on my ship. I'll take care of you, bring you food every day
and keep you happy."

With nothing to lose combined with the fact that she had
always wanted to go to Europe, the woman accepted.

That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a
small but comfortable compartment in the hold. From then
on, every night he would bring her three sandwiches, some
wine and make love to her until dawn.

Three weeks later, she was discovered by the captain during
a routine inspection. "What are you doing here?" asked the
captain.

"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she replied.
"He brings me food and I get a free trip to Europe."

"I see," said the captain.

Her conscience got the best of her and she added, "Plus he's
screwing me."

"He certainly is," replied the captain. "This is the Staten Island
Ferry."