A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
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A guy walks into a bar with slabs of meat hanging from the ceiling. He walks up, orders a beer and asks the bartender what the deal is with the meat. The bartender says: "If you can jump up and pull down a piece of meat, everyone in this bar buys you a drink. If you fail, you buy everyone else a drink."
He sips his beer, thinks about it. The bartender returns and asks, "So, wanna give it a shot?"
"Nah," says the man. "The steaks are too high."
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Skeleton walks into a bar and says "Give me a beer and a mop."
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A guy walks into a bar with slabs of meat hanging from the ceiling. He walks up, orders a beer and asks the bartender what the deal is with the meat. The bartender says: "If you can jump up and pull down a piece of meat, everyone in this bar buys you a drink. If you fail, you buy everyone else a drink."
He sips his beer, thinks about it. The bartender returns and asks, "So, wanna give it a shot?"
"Nah," says the man. "The steaks are too high."
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Skeleton walks into a bar and says "Give me a beer and a mop."
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