Two men are driving through Alabama when they get pulled over by a highway patrolman. The cop walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick. The driver rolls down the window and 'Whack!' the cop smacks him in the head with the stick.

The driver asks, "What the hell was that for?"

The cop answers, "You're in Alabama, son. When we pull you over, you better have your license ready when we get to your car."

The driver says, "I'm sorry, Officer, I'm not from around here." The cop runs a check on the guy's license, and he's clean. He gives the guy his license back, walks around to the passenger side, and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and, 'Whack!' the cop smacks him on the head with the nightstick.

The passenger asks, "What'd you do that for?"

The cop says, "Just making your wish come true."

The passenger asks, "Making what wish come true?"

The cop says, "Two miles down the road you were gonna say to your buddy, 'I wish that a-hole would've tried that s**t with me!'"

Funny, thanks. I'm convinced, CJ, best not drive across any rural southern / red states ever again.

Geez though, suppose they've got any imaginary stories about their drive to Berkeley??

#GoBEARS!

There are so many things I can say right now, but I will suffice it to say that where I come from, that is police brutality. XD

Police brutality is looked down upon in Tennessee. We may be as red a state as you can get, but we're not as backward as Alabummage. So don't you worry.

That joke was pretty funny.

Not to worry, I love parts of Tennessee. I coached cross country and track at a small college in Bristol for a year before they closed the track program. So I have seen both the good and bad of the south and I do like Tennessee and North Carolina the best.

SiniCal;534587 said:

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Funny, thanks. I'm convinced, CJ, best not drive across any rural southern / red states ever again.

Geez though, suppose they've got any imaginary stories about their drive to Berkeley??

#GoBEARS!

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I would ask how stupid you are but this post tells us that you are very, very stupid.

Very.

Larrimore;711467 said:

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I would ask how stupid you are but this post tells us that you are very, very stupid.

Very.

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Me, stupod? Darned right..you got me pegged.

Still, amazing Bears [you?] would try'n ignite a flame thread on the hyuck-yuck board, whether registered December 2011 or much earlier.

Alrighty then peace brother, go with Oski, high five and we're good, paw up right here pal..