A young woman was pulled over for speeding. A Texas State Trooper walked up to her car window, flipping open his ticket book.

She said, "I'll bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers Ball."
He replied, "Texas State Troopers don't have balls."

There was a moment of silence. He then closed his book, tipped his hat, got back in his patrol car and left.