FIRST LETTER.....

My Dear husband,

I'm writing this letter to tell you that I've left you for your
brother. I've been a good wife to you for the last 20 years
and I have nothing to show for it, and the last 2 weeks you
have neglected me completely. Your boss called to tell me
that you left your job today, which was the last straw.

Your Ex-Wife

P.S. Don't try to find me. Your BROTHER and I are moving
to KwaZulu Natal together! Have a great life!


REPLY.....

Dear Ex-wife,

Sweetheart, I am so sorry to hear this. The reason I have
been so distant these last two weeks is because I won the
30-million Rand Lotto the week before last and I was busy
wrapping up my job. To surprise you I bought 2 tickets for us
to tour the world, but when I got home you were gone.
Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have
the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer says that the
letter you wrote ensures you won't get a cent from me. So
take care.

Your Ex-Husband, Rich-As-Hell.

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my brother Carl
was born Carla. I hope that's not a problem