When cleaning out my garage I found another old copy of 'The California Pelican' from the early 1960's. It was Cal's humor mag at that time. Here are some of the jokes from it. The attachments are the cover and some cartoons from the mag.

"Who was the woman I saw you on the street with last night?"
"That was no street."

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"Don't you realize that I actually don't know who I am? I was loon a doorstep."
"Gee, maybe you're a bottle of milk."

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Chinese hubby: "Our child is white, very strange."
Wife: "It's true. Two Wongs don't make a white, but occidentals will happen."
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He: 'Do you have a fairy godmother?"
She: 'No, but I have an uncle I'm not sure of."
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Then there was the cannibal who was expelled from school because he was discovered buttering up his teachers."
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Doctor: "I can't find any cause for your trouble. I think it's due to drinking."
Student: "well, maybe I'd better come back sometime when your sober."
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Then there was the sleepy bride who couldn't stay awake for a second.
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She: 'Are you looking at my knee?"
He:" Aw g'wan ,you know I'm above that."

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He: "I'll be frank with you. You're the first girl I ever kissed."
She: 'I'll be equally frank. You got a lot to learn."
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Judge; "You are accused habitual drunkenness. What is your explanation for this?'
Drunk: 'Habitual thirst, your Honor."
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"My girl friend is a twin."
"How can you tell them apart."
"I kiss them both. If it's my girl friend, she smiles. If it's her twin,, he punches me in the mouth."
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Sadist: A person who locks fraternity bathroom door the night of a beer party.
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ROTC was required for lower division male students until the fall 1962 semester. During the 1950's and early '60's there were pickiting and protesting against ROTC. The attachments are anti-ROTC items from the Pelican.

Here's the back cover of the Pelican.