Two guys are out playing a round of golf on a beautiful day. After a couple of holes there are a couple of women ahead of them playing very slowly. They put up with this for another couple of holes, but they are starting to get a little angry with the slow playing women.

Finally, one of the guys has had enough, and tells his companion, "I am going to walk up there and tell them to speed it up." He gets halfway to the women ahead of him, turns around, and comes back to his friend. "Damn" he says, "one of them is my wife, and the other is my mistress."

"That's okay" his friend says. "I'll go up there and tell them to hurry up." So the friend walks up the course, gets halfway to the women and turns around, comes back, then tells his friend "Same problem."