I was looking at my Big Game links and came across these Rivalry jokes.

http://www.cyberbears.org/webcgi/jokes.cgi?#49

:tree :chainsaw :axe

little known fact from the 82 Big Game, a certain Stanford QB started praying everytime Stanford fell behind, and offering to the man above what he would give up if only Stanford could win....finally he offers to give up all his vices and then Stanford scores what would appear to be the winning FG..of course when Cal scores and wins the game...the Stanford QB starts asking God why? and then God answers..."Go Bears John...Go Bears.