Bob was a 70 year old very, very rich bachelor. One evening he attended his country clubs annual awards banquet. When Bob arrived, at hs side was a very young, very beautiful blonde woman. All of his golfing buddies just stared at Bob and the beautfull woman.
A short time after arriving the young blonde went to the powder room. When she was out of site, Bob's friends rushed up to him to find out who the woman was. One of them asked if she was a paid escourt No, replied Bob. Another asked her age. Bob replied she was 25 years old. Another asked if she was his niece? No, was Bob's reply. Then they asked "Who is she?" Bob replied that she was his new wife. Then one of his friends asked how an old codger like him could get a 25 year old beautiful blonde to marry him? Bob then said he lied to her about his age. Someone said "You told her you were 50?". Bob replied "No. I told her I was 90."
A short time after arriving the young blonde went to the powder room. When she was out of site, Bob's friends rushed up to him to find out who the woman was. One of them asked if she was a paid escourt No, replied Bob. Another asked her age. Bob replied she was 25 years old. Another asked if she was his niece? No, was Bob's reply. Then they asked "Who is she?" Bob replied that she was his new wife. Then one of his friends asked how an old codger like him could get a 25 year old beautiful blonde to marry him? Bob then said he lied to her about his age. Someone said "You told her you were 50?". Bob replied "No. I told her I was 90."