Returning home from work, a blonde was astonished to see
that she had been robbed. She telephoned the police at once
and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the
call on the channels, and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the
first to respond.

As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a
leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight
of the cop and his dog, and then sat down on the steps.

Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to
find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and
what do they do? They send me a BLIND cop!"