It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of
carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same
neighborhood.

When he arrived at the first house on his route he was
greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him
and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope.

At the second house they presented him with a box of fine
cigars.

The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific
fishing lures.

At each of the houses along his route, he was met with
congratulations, farewells, cards, and gifts.

At the final house he was met at the door by a strikingly
beautiful blonde in a revealing negligee. She took him by the
hand, gently led him through the door (which she closed
behind him), and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where
they had a most passionate liaison.

Afterwards, they went downstairs, where she fixed him a
giant breakfast..... eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry
waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was
truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.

As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from
under the cup's bottom edge.

All this was just too wonderful for words, he said, "But
what's the dollar for?"

"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today
would be your last day, and that we should do something
special for you. I asked him what to give you. He said,
"Screw him ....... give him a dollar."

The blonde then blushed and said, "The breakfast was my
idea."