A man was dining alone in a fine restaurant, a gorgeous
woman sitting at the next table. He had been checking her
out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezed, and her glass eye came flying out of
its socket towards the man. He reflexively reached out,
grabbed it out of the air, and handed it back.

"Oh my. I am so sorry," the woman said, as she popped her
eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to
you."

They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards
they went to the theater followed by drinks. They talked,
they laughed, she shared her deepest dreams and he shared
his. She listened to him with interest.

After paying for everything, she asked him if he would like to
come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.
They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooked a gourmet meal with all the
trimmings. The guy was amazed. Everything had been so
incredible!

"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you
this nice to every guy you meet?"

"No," she replied.


Wait for it..... It's coming..... the suspense is killing you, isn't it?
She said.....


"You just happened to catch my eye."