Subject: THE AISLE SEAT

Terrorists boarded a flight out of London. One took a
window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat.
Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat.

After takeoff the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his
toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat
said, "I need to get up and get a coke."

"Don't get up," said the Marine, "I'm in the aisle seat, I'll get it
for you."

As soon as he left one of the Arabs picked up the Marines
shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned with the coke,
the other Arab said, "That looks good. I'd really like one too."

Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it.

While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines
other shoe and spat in it.

When the Marine returned they all sat back and enjoyed the
flight.

As the plane was landing the Marine slipped his feet into his
shoes and knew immediately what had happened. He leaned
over and asked his Arab neighbors, "Why does it have to be
this way? How long must this go on? This fighting between
our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in
shoes and....... pissing in cokes?"

THE FEW. THE PROUD. THE MARINES.

Semper Fi.