A football coach walked into the locker room before a game,
looked over to his star player and said, "I'm not supposed to
let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there.
So what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you
get it right, you can play."

The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes
intently and asks, "Okay, now concentrate... what is two plus
two?"

The player thought for a moment and then he answered, "4?"

"Did you say 4?!!" the coach exclaimed, excited that he
got it right.

At that, all the other players on the team began screaming,
"Come on coach, give him another chance!"

swiped from Robert Thurman's twitter feed:

Quote:

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"Robert Thurman ‏@Th3Thurmin4tor 12 minutes ago
"Why can't men get mad cow disease?
Because they're all pigs!"

Best sexist joke I have ever heard.

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btw, RichyBear, can be kinda fun to google "good laughters" to see where else they've been:

http://www.raptureready.com/humor/hb207.html

http://unijokes.com/send-joke-484/

http://www.smilegodlovesyou.org/jokes.sports.html

http://excelclix.net/jokes/sports-jokes

https://books.google.com/books?id=3Y4uDCpjFI0C&pg=PT54&lpg=PT54&dq=%22I%27m+not+supposed+to+let+you+play+since+you+failed+math,+but+we+need+you+in+there.%22&source=bl&ots=4JrrnOxIUq&sig=Vv8t6YjqzZev5QxFVDBLGxDK6Cc&hl=en&sa=X&ei=_VuPVKOEJtXZoATep4KoBg&ved=0CDUQ6AEwBA#v=onepage&q=%22I%27m%20not%20supposed%20to%20let%20you%20play%20since%20you%20failed%20math%2C%20but%20we%20need%20you%20in%20there.%22&f=false

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#old as the hills