Subject: Diapers
I know you have been laying awake at night wondering why
baby diapers have brand names such as "Luvs," "Huggies,"
and "Pampers," while undergarments for old people are
called "Depends."
Well, here is the low down on the whole thing. When
babies crap in their pants, people are still gonna Luv'em,
Hug'em and Pamper'em.
When old people crap in their pants, it "Depends" on who's
in the will. Glad I got that straightened out so you can rest
your mind.
I know you have been laying awake at night wondering why
baby diapers have brand names such as "Luvs," "Huggies,"
and "Pampers," while undergarments for old people are
called "Depends."
Well, here is the low down on the whole thing. When
babies crap in their pants, people are still gonna Luv'em,
Hug'em and Pamper'em.
When old people crap in their pants, it "Depends" on who's
in the will. Glad I got that straightened out so you can rest
your mind.
