A Cat Died and Went to Heaven......

God met her at the gates and said, "You have been a good cat
all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking."

The cat thought for a minute and then said, "All my life I lived
on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a
real fluffy pillow to sleep on."

God said, "Say no more." Instantly, the cat had a huge fluffy
pillow.

A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident and they
all went to Heaven together. God met the mice at the gates
with the same offer that He made to the cat.

The mice said, "Well, we have had to run all of our lives: from
cats, dogs, and even people with brooms! If we could just
have some little roller skates, we would not have to run
again."

God answered, "It is done." All the mice had beautiful little
rollerskates.

About a week later, God decided to check on the cat. He
found her sound asleep on her fluffy pillow. God gently
awakened the cat and asked, "Is everything okay? How have
you been doing? Are you happy?"

The cat replied, "Oh, it is WONDERFUL. I have never been
so happy in my life. The pillow is so fluffy, and those little
Meals-on-Wheels you have been sending over are delicious!"