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Ron Chester, 89 years of age, was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and
was asked where he was going at that time of night.


Ron replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the
effects it has on the human body, as well as the evils of smoking, gambling, and staying out late."


The officer asked, "Really? Who's giving such a lecture at this time of
night?"


Ron replied, "That would be my wife."

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