I see that he is in the NFL now.

I always thought he should have gone to Oregon.
He could have been Darnold Duck.

(You have to be pretty old and a fan of Mad Magazine to know the reference.)

Another travesty:

In 1992, the Oakland A's had Jamie Quirk, Jerry Browne, and Eric Fox on the team. In one game, LaRussa played them in the same game, but he blew the opportunity of a lifetime.

The batting order toward the bottom had Quirk, Fox, Browne. It was a late season game and didn't matter. In that situation, you HAVE to bat Quirk, Browne, Fox in order.