Mother-In-Law Dies In The Holy Land
A man, his wife, and his cranky mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away.
The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150".
The man thought about it for a while and told the undertaker he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why. why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home when it would be wonderful to be buried here and spend only $150?"
The man said, "A man died here about 2000 years ago. He was buried here and three days later, he rose from the dead."
"I just can't take that chance."