Plane with 5 passengers onboard is about to crash: The passengers are Donald Trump, the Pope, Dr. Anthony Fauci, Hillary Clinton and a ten-year-old school girl. There are only 4 parachutes.
Dr. Fauci said, "I need one. I have to help develop a cure for the global health crisis that is COVID-19." He takes one and jumps.
The Pope said, "I need one. I have to help spiritually guide people through the global health crisis that is COVID-19". He grabs one and jumps.
Trump said, "I need one. I'm the smartest man in the USA." He takes one and jumps.
Hillary said to the ten-year-old, "You can have the last parachute. I've lived my life, yours is only starting."
The 10-year-old said, "Don't worry, there are two parachutes left. The smartest man in the USA took my school bag."