An Honest Confession

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RichyBear
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Subject: An Honest Confession

Ducking into confession with a turkey in his arms, Brian said,
"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I stole this turkey to
feed my family. Would you take it and settle my guilt?"

"Certainly not," said the Priest. "As penance, you must return
it to the one from whom you stole it."

"I tried," Brian sobbed, "but he refused. Oh, Father, what
should I do?"

"If what you say is true, then it is all right for you to keep it
for your family."

Thanking the Priest, Brian hurried off. When confession was
over, the Priest returned to his residence. When he walked
into the kitchen, he found that someone had stolen his turkey.

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thanks RB

(not saying halfway thru anybody guessed the punchline, no siree bob)
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