O/T Colorado Mascot Ralphie VI has been "Retired"

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ncbears
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https://cubuffs.com/news/2025/8/26/ralphie-vi-retires

To write that she had an "indifference" to running is a bit of an understatement. She was fired. This is time for the obligatory slam that Knowlton would have given Ralphie VI a multi-year extension after the one time she managed to "run" to the 50 yard line. The prior Ralphie V was "retired" after 11 years when they actually ran faster and stronger and became too much for the handlers.
SLTX Bear
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Ralphie was quite similar to JK actually, both were phoning in their work while in Colorado!
WantARoseBowlB4IDie
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Maybe she got a contact high from all the pot smoke? LOL
calumnus
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SLTX Bear said:

Ralphie was quite similar to JK actually, both were phoning in their work while in Colorado!


Yep, though I doubt Ralphie is pulling down $1.1 million a year in retirement, even though Ralphie provided tangible value in his years and never cost his school $millions in damages that may still end up destroying the program.
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