5 Star recruit out of the Kennel School Louisville, KY

Now a Georgia Bulldog, Fresno State Bulldog and Boston University Terriers Lean
Rivals, Scout and Yard Barker Report [U]no offer[/U] from CalMoraga what's up!!!!!??????? :headbang

Pros
Great instincts in the pocket and can scramble well
Very coachable
Adjusts and audibles well
4.1 speed upon opening a refrigerator door

Cons
Height
Self-grooms with his own mouth
Sniffs butts
Chews playbook

Still, IMO this dude would be a great get...a real "beast."



sorry fellows...we're not going to get them all this year (or any year) especially the ones we don't offer. The coaches know how to recruit top quality student athletes. Look at previous classes- top character individuals and class acts who happen to be great football players. In the end I'm sure we'll do fine. Patience brothers....go to Tahoe and double down on Moraga Bear, Tosh and Gould. Enjoy the recruiting parody and as always....

GO BEARS!

Thanks MB. It's too bad though...with four legs, Blasquez would have put 20-30lbs on the kid easily.

I never liked him. He ain't got balls.

Didn't have the grades for UDub?

When did Northern and Southern Illinois drop out of the running?

I hear he's a real brown noser and has problems staying focused. I'm not sure we want a recruit like that at Cal in the first place. Remember, we're the #1 public university in America and character matters here. You can't just go to Cal and expect to spend half of your time chasing tail and performing tricks on the street.

His reaction to the Furd "Tree" would be immortal...

I heard he had linguistic defeciencies in English which might have affected his overall GPA and Coach T is waiting on his ACT scores. However I think if little Bowser can manhandle a Moala and Coleman double-team as was noted on the highly regarded *cough* www.caljunkiehasswarpedsenseofhumorjustaskblueblood.com site, we are indeed losing out on a good one. Why, oh why do we keep whiffing on these studs?

UrsusTexicanus;545844 said:

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His reaction to the Furd "Tree" would be immortal...

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:rollinglaugh:

I heard he got expelled from Alabummer for tinkling on a statue of Bear Bryant. :bluecarrot: