Here comes the Goodell hammer. Let's see, 1 year suspension, 500k fine...... oh wait he plays for Patriots. Nothing to see here folks!

BTW, Aruba is has a 16 year old sex rule, so he just made the cut...FML. :p

http://cdn.mediatakeout.com/54891/busted-one-of-the-top-nfl-players-was-caught-having-inappropriate-conduct-with-a-16-year-old-girl-chris-hansen-where-u-at.html

What's with Arizona and their tight ends (no pun intended)? Remember that one dude that was transporting like a whole van of weed the year that Mackovic got fired? Oh ya, here's the story:

http://wc.arizona.edu/papers/96/70/01_2.html

Not OT because it says Levasseur caught his only 2 touchdown passes in their lone Pac-10 against, guess who, California.

Mark Sanchez had a 17 year old and wasn't punished (because it's legal).

http://deadspin.com/5755011/the-somewhat-romantic-story-of-mark-sanchez-and-a-17+year+old-girl

Wasn't Gronkowski involved in some sort of mini scandal involving a porn star recently?
Gronkowski and DrunkOski sound eerily similiar.

Papitobear;728827 said:

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Here comes the Goodell hammer. Let's see, 1 year suspension, 500k fine...... oh wait he plays for Patriots. Nothing to see here folks!

BTW, Aruba is has a 16 year old sex rule, so he just made the cut...FML. :p

http://cdn.mediatakeout.com/54891/busted-one-of-the-top-nfl-players-was-caught-having-inappropriate-conduct-with-a-16-year-old-girl-chris-hansen-where-u-at.html

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I thought Aruba had an age of consent of 15? Plus, 12-15 is OK as long as the other party's family doesn't complain.

Papitobear;728827 said:

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Here comes the Goodell hammer. Let's see, 1 year suspension, 500k fine...... oh wait he plays for Patriots. Nothing to see here folks!

BTW, Aruba is has a 16 year old sex rule, so he just made the cut...FML. :p

http://cdn.mediatakeout.com/54891/busted-one-of-the-top-nfl-players-was-caught-having-inappropriate-conduct-with-a-16-year-old-girl-chris-hansen-where-u-at.html

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Are kids really that dumb these days? My god, who broadcasts to the world they "hooked up" with someone...even if that person is famous.

I blame Jersey Shore

Don't let Richard Lee know the friend was tweeting G. Sim...

pingpong2;728842 said:

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I thought Aruba had an age of consent of 15? Plus, 12-15 is OK as long as the other party's family doesn't complain.

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http://www.ageofconsent.com/aruba.htm

Quote:

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[U]ARUBA LAWS:[/U] 1. Has no sodomy laws, the age of sexual consent is 16 for all. Homosexual contacts with minors under the age of 16 is punishable with a penalty of up to 4 years imprisonment. Heterosexual contacts with minors under the age of 16 are only criminal under certain conditions.

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Papitobear;728893 said:

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http://www.ageofconsent.com/aruba.htm

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Saw this on wiki:

Quote:

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The age of consent in Aruba is 15, as specified in Article 251 of the Criminal Code of Aruba (which Aruba adapted after its secession from the Netherlands Antilles) which reads:
Art 251: "A person who, out of wedlock, with a person who has reached the age of twelve but has not reached fifteen, performs indecent acts comprising or including sexual penetration of the body is liable to a term of imprisonment of not more than eight years or a fine of at most 100 000 florin"

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However, the web page that is cited ends up 404ing, so I haven't been able to verify that information.

http://www.gobierno.aw/index.asp?nmoduleid=4&wgid=8&nbrwsrdtctn=-1&spagetype=6&docid=2000208

Gronk is 22 years old. He doesn't need to be messing around with girls that young. Doesn't he know the rule of thumb for guys is half your age plus seven? At least that's what I always tell my wife when she gets out of line!:newnana:

From an interview with Gronk:
"Yo soy un loco party-O-meister!"
"What exactly does that mean, Gronk?"
"Mean, if grass on the field then time play ball. Gronk like play ball. Gronk score touchdown."

kiddynamite;728936 said:

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Gronk is 22 years old. He doesn't need to be messing around with girls that young. Doesn't he know the rule of thumb for guys is half your age plus seven? At least that's what I always tell my wife when she gets out of line!:newnana:

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Well I'll be damned, the rule thumb works!

...and shows why underage sex is a crime in this country, is that this girl says that "now that she has hooked up with Gron, her life is complete."

Pretty darn sad and why guys like this should be thrown in jail for a while to consider their actions.

:rant

If there's grass on the field, play ball.

The New England almost statutory Rapetriots.

BearsLair72;729072 said:

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...and shows why underage sex is a crime in this country, is that this girl says that "now that she has hooked up with Gron, her life is complete."

Pretty darn sad and why guys like this should be thrown in jail for a while to consider their actions.

:rant

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Would it have mattered if she looked over 18? What if she was 18 but looked 14 (Asian girls, I'm looking at you )?

Gronk's having a good time, isn't he?

Hooking up with porn stars, 'minors', and will soon crush now-teammate Brandon Lloyd in the Madden cover vote: http://sidelines.co/article/244811/123/.

I mean Gronk vs. Lloyd, how's that even remotely fair?