Twinkies, Ho Hos and Ding Dongs

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GB54
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No, not the coaching staff. The junk food. They are going out of business.

This sucks. What about the children? The terrorists have won.
ColoradoBear
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stupid gov't making them print their ingredients on the labels.
NVBear78
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No, not the terrorists, the unions have "won" and fired themselves at the same time.
NYCGOBEARS
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When was the last time anyone has eaten any of those things except deep fried at the Texas State Fair?
GB54
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Maybe we could make them part of the school lunch program so as to give them a guaranteed market.
GB54
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NYCGOBEARS;842008100 said:

When was the last time anyone has eaten any of those things except deep fried at the Texas State Fair?


I put one away in 1956. It's still good.
Our Domicile
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No more Twinkies? You got to be kidding me!

Welcome to Zombieland, bro! It was inevitable.

Don't forget Rule #32: Enjoy The Little Things...



KoreAmBear
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There's a run on Hostess items (I loved their crumb cakes growing up)!!! Get yours before the Hostess section on the shelves are completely depleted! Why are you reading this?!!! Get thee to a Safeway or Andronicos NOW!!!

Phantomfan
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NVBear78;842008098 said:

No, not the terrorists, the unions have "won" and fired themselves at the same time.


This. Everyone who went on strike just took it the ass from their Union.

I doubt many will realize how bad the unions screwed them.
GB54
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Does this mean Dan White no longer has a defense?
CalBear68
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GB54;842008114 said:

Does this mean Dan White no longer has a defense?


Well, in fact, the Twinkie outlived Dan White, who committed suicide, by over 25 years. What a legacy!

RIP:

bearister
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GB54;842008104 said:

I put one away in 1956. It's still good.


You touch on an important yet little known fact: The shelf life of a Twinkie is 750 years.
Cal_Fan2
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bearister;842008125 said:

You touch on an important yet little known fact: The shelf life of a Twinkie is 750 years.



yes...we all know that in a nuclear holocaust, only cockroaches and twinkies will survive....of course the coach roaches wouldn't eat a twinkie for survival reasons...
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GB54;842008092 said:

No, not the coaching staff.


I thought this was going to be a discussion about USC grads. :facepalm
59bear
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Cognizant of the troubles that Twinkies brought upon Dan White, I have restricted my intake of Hostess products to Zingers, HoHos and the occasional Ding Dong. Clearly my robust support was insufficient to keep them afloat. I'm hopeful that some White Knight will rise to their rescue and allow me to maintain my calorie count at an acceptable level.
CalBear68
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59bear;842008137 said:

Cognizant of the troubles that Twinkies brought upon Dan White, I have restricted my intake of Hostess products to Zingers, HoHos and the occasional Ding Dong. Clearly my robust support was insufficient to keep them afloat. I'm hopeful that some White Knight will rise to their rescue and allow me to maintain my calorie count at an acceptable level.


Sno Ball man, myself (pre-pink era).
bearister
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GB54;842008114 said:

Does this mean Dan White no longer has a defense?


It 'twas Twinkies that did in Milk.
Scottski51
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Ah, yes.... the continuous battering of unions as the root of All Evil. Lousy, ungrateful, employees. Where do they come off...."I just want to earn a living wage."
Pu-leeese!!!

Here's a link detailing a little more information about the poor little corporation that makes our delicious treats:

http://mediamatters.org/research/2012/11/16/fox-ignores-hostess-array-of-troubles-to-scapeg/191440

Pardon US, union employees for desiring a decent wage, some (not ALL) help w/health care, and a CHANCE to retire NOT into poverty. Shame on us!
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CalBearz02;842008119 said:

Yes, all workers should follow the race to the bottom and accept near minimum wage pay after working a lifetime.

Hostess going out of business is another illustration of the paradox of capitalism. It's a vicious cycle, with the workers, of course, usually getting the shaft.

All wages should be a "living" wage, yet many companies can't turn a "desirable" profit doing so. Thus, laborers are forced to comply to lesser wages/benefits or lose their job and collect unemployment. There is no way around this paradox.


I dunno, 8% cut sounds a lot better than 100%

BTW I enjoy two ridiculous myths you bring up. First, these companies are not failing to make enough profit, they are going broke. In this case, out of business.

Two, I am not aware of many unions that ensure a living wage. The vast majority of them ensure bloated paychecks. Have you ever seen or worked with or in a union?

A guy on the news just last night was crying about how his 8% cut translated to $600 less a month. FYI that translates to 90000 a year, NET. Hardly asking him to rough it as a poor guy on the street.


So let's summarize for you: a group of people making very very good livings are asked to take a modest pay cut to ensure they will all continue to have jobs. Upset, they clown shoes strike and all take a 100% cut, and likely cause the closure of the plants they worked at, eliminating the opportunity to get good employment in the future without moving.



The idea that these people were being asked to take pay below a living wage or were on a race to the bottom is ridiculous ly idiotic.
Phantomfan
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Scottski51;842008149 said:

Ah, yes.... the continuous battering of unions as the root of All Evil. Lousy, ungrateful, employees. Where do they come off...."I just want to earn a living wage."
Pu-leeese!!!

Here's a link detailing a little more information about the poor little corporation that makes our delicious treats:

http://mediamatters.org/research/2012/11/16/fox-ignores-hostess-array-of-troubles-to-scapeg/191440

Pardon US, union employees for desiring a decent wage, some (not ALL) help w/health care, and a CHANCE to retire NOT into poverty. Shame on us!


Great link; basically describes that the company was on the way out? Forbes had an article about exactly the same not long ago.

But hold on, how does that bring the jobs back for 18000 people? How does striking themselves into unemployment HELP them? Just curious.

The company may have been saved and they may have kept their jobs and most of their pay, but it is indisputable that striking did nothing to help them and very likely cost them everything. How is that good for the union to have done to them? Last I checked, Unions were supposed to PROTECT their members, not put them all out on the street as quickly as possible.



So again, PLEASE explain how this strike helped them... From my view it hurt them badly, but it seems at least two of you think they scored some pyrrhic victory. Well it looks a lot worse than that.
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Scottski51;842008149 said:

Ah, yes.... the continuous battering of unions as the root of All Evil.


That seems to be the default knee-jerk reaction on this board, which always puzzles me as we are supposed to come from a school that produces nothing but left-wing commies.

I'm sure unions can be blamed in some cases, but perhaps a deeper examination is called for here? Based on the history, it looks to me like Hostess has been a company on the way to failure for some time now; this was just the straw that broke the camel's back, so to speak. Not sure that can all be laid at the feet of the union.
Phantomfan
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sycasey;842008164 said:

That seems to be the default knee-jerk reaction on this board, which always puzzles me as we are supposed to come from a school that produces nothing but left-wing commies.

I'm sure unions can be blamed in some cases, but perhaps a deeper examination is called for here? Based on the history, it looks to me like Hostess has been a company on the way to failure for some time now; this was just the straw that broke the camel's back, so to speak. Not sure that can all be laid at the feet of the union.


So striking somehow helped their members? Explain who was helped and how.
mvargus
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Scottski51;842008149 said:

Ah, yes.... the continuous battering of unions as the root of All Evil. Lousy, ungrateful, employees. Where do they come off...."I just want to earn a living wage."
Pu-leeese!!!

Here's a link detailing a little more information about the poor little corporation that makes our delicious treats:

http://mediamatters.org/research/2012/11/16/fox-ignores-hostess-array-of-troubles-to-scapeg/191440

Pardon US, union employees for desiring a decent wage, some (not ALL) help w/health care, and a CHANCE to retire NOT into poverty. Shame on us!


Ah yes, Media Matters, the website that publishes the union line on any labor dispute.

Now, I'm not going to say that Hostess didn't have problems outside the union. However, one site I visited while reading about this noted that the biggest part of the problem was that Hostess had less than $100 million cash and liabilities of over $2 billion. A lot of that was unfunded pensions. (something that has brought down quite a few companies.)

but Hostess was also having trouble because the recent shift in eating habits that has people eating more carrot and fewer twinkies for snacks lowered their sales quite a bit. They ended up caught in a trap where they had to drop labor costs if they were going to stay in business.

And anyone with college level courses in business understand that. Hostess is not much unlike any other company that produces a product. They have fixed costs (building, executives, loans, capital equipment, maintenaince) that don't vary much no matter how many Ho-Ho's they are selling each month. Then they have variable costs (Fuel, flour, sugar, union labor hours.) that will rise and fall to some extent with the amount of product that is being sold.

when sales drop there is a limit on what can be done. Yes, Hostess should streamline management and stop raising executive compensation, but overall this is a very small part of the cost. The best areas to save money are going to be in the variable costs, and it's clear that Hostess tried to negotiate with the unions to lower their labor costs and allow the company to keep the doors open.

Unfortunately, the unions decided to stop production in protest. In this case, the company looked at the financial numbers and decided that they would be unable to continue doing business.

Interestingly, the bankruptcy judge who approved the new union contract that the strike was over told all the unions involved that in his judgement, the contract was the only chance Hostess had for staying in business.

Reports say that the Baker's Union decided that Hostess was bluffing.

This time, is wasn't a bluff and the union's decision to strike lead to managements decision to throw in the towel and shut down.

Both sides made their decision. My only questions are:

Do you think management will regret its decision?

DO you think the union regrets its decision?

what about in 2 years?
sycasey
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Phantomfan;842008172 said:

So striking somehow helped their members? Explain who was helped and how.


It probably didn't, but the way things were going everyone was going to be out of a job sooner or later. They made a gamble that maybe the company was better off than they claimed and lost.
Phantomfan
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mvargus;842008174 said:

Ah yes, Media Matters, the website that publishes the union line on any labor dispute.

Now, I'm not going to say that Hostess didn't have problems outside the union. However, one site I visited while reading about this noted that the biggest part of the problem was that Hostess had less than $100 million cash and liabilities of over $2 billion. A lot of that was unfunded pensions. (something that has brought down quite a few companies.)

but Hostess was also having trouble because the recent shift in eating habits that has people eating more carrot and fewer twinkies for snacks lowered their sales quite a bit. They ended up caught in a trap where they had to drop labor costs if they were going to stay in business.

And anyone with college level courses in business understand that. Hostess is not much unlike any other company that produces a product. They have fixed costs (building, executives, loans, capital equipment, maintenaince) that don't vary much no matter how many Ho-Ho's they are selling each month. Then they have variable costs (Fuel, flour, sugar, union labor hours.) that will rise and fall to some extent with the amount of product that is being sold.

when sales drop there is a limit on what can be done. Yes, Hostess should streamline management and stop raising executive compensation, but overall this is a very small part of the cost. The best areas to save money are going to be in the variable costs, and it's clear that Hostess tried to negotiate with the unions to lower their labor costs and allow the company to keep the doors open.

Unfortunately, the unions decided to stop production in protest. In this case, the company looked at the financial numbers and decided that they would be unable to continue doing business.

Interestingly, the bankruptcy judge who approved the new union contract that the strike was over told all the unions involved that in his judgement, the contract was the only chance Hostess had for staying in business.

Reports say that the Baker's Union decided that Hostess was bluffing.

This time, is wasn't a bluff and the union's decision to strike lead to managements decision to throw in the towel and shut down.

Both sides made their decision. My only questions are:

Do you think management will regret its decision?

DO you think the union regrets its decision?

what about in 2 years?


Anyone who claims that the union did well by their members is an idiot or an unfeeling jerk.

18000 families the week before thanksgiving thrown to the wolves to call a potential bluff. Outrageous.
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the truth is spoken. But, I confess, I can handle the pink ones. Its very sad. I'm going to have to eat a Tastykake now as a weird salute thing..
NVBear78
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Ah the poor labor union worker, killing your employer is always the smart move. Too bad it wasn't a public employee union so they could just donate to the politicians making the decisions and get their pay day from the tax payers.
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sycasey;842008164 said:

That seems to be the default knee-jerk reaction on this board, which always puzzles me as we are supposed to come from a school that produces nothing but left-wing commies.

I'm sure unions can be blamed in some cases, but perhaps a deeper examination is called for here? Based on the history, it looks to me like Hostess has been a company on the way to failure for some time now; this was just the straw that broke the camel's back, so to speak. Not sure that can all be laid at the feet of the union.


Perhaps because in this case, even the Teamster's union has charged a union with causing the harm. This comes from the teamsters website link:Teamster's Statement Regarding Hostess Strike and Liquidation

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Today, the Teamsters Union announced its recommendation to the Bakery, Confectionary, Tobacco and Grain Millers International Union (BCTGM) that a vote of its Hostess members by secret ballot should be held to determine if the workers want to continue their strike of the company and force it into liquidation.

On Wednesday, Nov. 14, Hostess Brands indicated that if it couldn't resume normal operations by 5 p.m. EST on Thursday, Nov. 15 that it would have to begin the liquidation process. Teamster Hostess members and all Hostess employees should know this is not an empty threat or a negotiating tactic, but the certain outcome if members of the BCTGM continue to strike.This is based on conversations with our financial experts, who, because the Teamsters were involved in the legal process, had access to financial information about the company.

As stated previously, Teamster Hostess members have been frustrated by numerous missteps by a variety of Hostess management teams, but the union has tried to engage constructively to find a solution to preserve jobs. That comprehensive engagement has spanned 18 months.

The Teamsters chose to challenge the company's path of a worker-only solution, engage constructively so other constituents would be sacrificing and require management changes and oversight so that the same missteps would not be repeated.

In fact, when Hostess attempted to throw out its collective bargaining agreement with the Teamsters in court, the Teamsters fought back and won, ensuring that Hostess could not unilaterally make changes to working conditions during the several months' long legal process that recently ended. Teamster Hostess members were allowed to decide their fate by voting on the final offer conducted by a secret mail ballot. More than two-thirds of Hostess Teamsters members voted with 53 percent voting to approve the final offer.

The BCTGM chose a different path, as is their prerogative, to not substantively look for a solution or engage in the process. BCTGM members were told there were better solutions than the final offer, although Judge Drain stated in his decision in bankruptcy court that no such solutions exist. Without complete information, BCTGM members voted by voice votes in union halls. The BCTGM reported that over 90 percent rejected the final offer and three of its units ratified the final offer.

NYCGOBEARS
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Ok. Relax all. Reread my earlier post. Who here has eaten any of these products recently?????????? That's why they are out of business.
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sycasey;842008180 said:

It probably didn't, but the way things were going everyone was going to be out of a job sooner or later. They made a gamble that maybe the company was better off than they claimed and lost.


They didn't have to "gamble" Read the link I posted to the statement from the Teamster's Union. The Teamsters had been intimiately involved in the negotiations and state ourright that management WAS NOT IN A POSITOIN WHERE THEY COULD BLUFF!

The union that was on strike had access to all the information they needed to know that Hostess was going out of business if the strike continued. I tend to be anti-union on a general basis, but in this case no one should even attempt to defend the union. t's true Hostess might not have survived, but it's equally true that this strike was the killing blow to the wounded company.
Phantomfan
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Honestly that is a pretty bet. It would. One thing to strike when there are a lot of unknowns, but Hostess' problems being so incredibly well documented (including a cover story on money or Forbes-can't recall, and the link above) make that strike akin to putting all your eggs on Cal beating Oregon last week on even money. It is terrible odds for little gain.



Jesus, auto correct on my new phone is so bad I can't even figure out what I was trying to say. Derp
GB54
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bearister;842008125 said:

You touch on an important yet little known fact: The shelf life of a Twinkie is 750 years.


I blame Michelle Obama and her organic garden. Kids grow up thinking food is perishable. Totally f$cked up.
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mvargus;842008186 said:

Perhaps because in this case, even the Teamster's union has charged a union with causing the harm. This comes from the teamsters website link:Teamster's Statement Regarding Hostess Strike and Liquidation


Thanks for posting...I was just going to post that the Teamster's Union did vote for the new contract, it was the Baker's Union that held out.... This is the 2nd backruptcy Hostess has filed in the last several years. This closing was part lousy mgmt, part failure to expand product line which has been declining for years, and part union rules and compensation. Blame the white shirts for messing up the company and blame the Baker's Union for the final lock on the gate.
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mvargus;842008191 said:

They didn't have to "gamble" Read the link I posted to the statement from the Teamster's Union. The Teamsters had been intimiately involved in the negotiations and state ourright that management WAS NOT IN A POSITOIN WHERE THEY COULD BLUFF!

The union that was on strike had access to all the information they needed to know that Hostess was going out of business if the strike continued. I tend to be anti-union on a general basis, but in this case no one should even attempt to defend the union. t's true Hostess might not have survived, but it's equally true that this strike was the killing blow to the wounded company.


Fair enough. Looks like one of the two unions involved screwed the pooch here (a pooch that was likely already screwed, but still not a good decision on their part).
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Phantomfan;842008109 said:

This. Everyone who went on strike just took it the ass from their Union.

I doubt many will realize how bad the unions screwed them.


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