Fortune cookies don't lie

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bar20
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My wife and I went out for Chinese for lunch today. At the end of the meal I opened my fortune cookie and it read "Your sports team will be very successful this year". I almost fell out of my chair. What a great relief knowing the Bears will do ok this year!

ykes
NYCGOBEARS
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That fortune cookie lied its ass off.
beeasyed
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NYCGOBEARS;842332325 said:

That fortune cookie lied its ass off.


wow, you're negative. if you don't even believe in fortune cookies, you're beyond saving......





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calbear80
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bar20;842332318 said:

My wife and I went out for Chinese for lunch today. At the end of the meal I opened my fortune cookie and it read "Your sports team will be very successful this year". I almost fell out of my chair. What a great relief knowing the Bears will do ok this year!

ykes


I hope that your fortune cookie is right, but, I am amazed how far Cal Football has fallen that we have to resort to Chinese fortune cookie to give us some hope.
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GB54
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Shanghai basketball team
okaydo
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GMP
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bar20;842332318 said:

My wife and I went out for Chinese for lunch today. At the end of the meal I opened my fortune cookie and it read "Your sports team will be very successful this year". I almost fell out of my chair. What a great relief knowing the Bears will do ok this year!

ykes


It makes more sense if you play the "...in bed" game with this fortune. I have no doubts it'd be accurate, in that case.
UCBerkGrad
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Are you a niner fan?
socaliganbear
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F*ck it, all buy it.
MolecularBear007
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bar20;842332318 said:

My wife and I went out for Chinese for lunch today. At the end of the meal I opened my fortune cookie and it read "Your sports team will be very successful this year". I almost fell out of my chair. What a great relief knowing the Bears will do ok this year!

ykes


Awesome! 3-8 here we go!
SFCityBear
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About 40 years ago, I was a young field engineer whose job it was to visit industrial construction sites to install or start up mechanical and electrical equipment for the owners of chemical and industrial plants. Our territory was up and down the West Coast from the Mexican border in the South to the Columbia River in the North.

My boss and I had been doing a job in Indio, not far from the Mexican border. The weather was very hot, 115 degF in the shade, and after three days, we were exhausted. After work, we decided to drive straight home non-stop to San Francisco, to get out of the heat. We arrived in San Francisco at 2AM, tired and hungry. We figured that in Chinatown, there might be a restaurant open, and there was. My boss left to use the telephone to call his wife and tell her we had returned, and to check for messages. He returned to the table, and told me that the management of a company in LA wanted to have us sign a contract to service their equipment in the LA area. They wanted us to meet them for lunch in LA the next day at noon. They also wanted us to do an installation job for them while were down in LA. This meant we would have to take our truck and all our equipment and instruments with us. I was now 3AM, so this would give us time to go home, shower, and get on the road to drive back to LA.

My fortune cookie after the meal said, "Your place in the pathway of life is in the driver's seat."

I have been a firm believer in fortune cookies ever since.

So look out for Sonny Dykes and the Bears this season!


:gobears::gobears::gobears:ykes
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