jim, you are way more polite than me
1st home game of the year vs sacramento state, guy in front of me is loudly going on & on about the "lousy" cal football team to his wife & 2 boys
so 5 minutes into the game i tap him on the shoulder & he turns around to get a good look at me
me: excuse me, did you go to the northwestern game in chicago?
him: no, why?
me: i was there, it was an epic win by a much tougher bears team than last year
him: yeah, i saw it on tv
me: that's not the same as being there...are you an esp donor?
him: no, i got these tickets from my boss
me: look around, you are surrounded by some of the most passionate bears football fans anywhere, many of us have inside knowledge of the football program...so, your pontificating about stuff is not only annoying it is also inaccurate...do you think you could just enjoy the game without your running dialogue of outdated garbage?
him (looks at me to see if i'm serious): hey, it's a free country
me: yeah, and i'm exercising my right to tell you that you're acting like a dumb azz in front of your wife and kids
guy kept his voice down the rest of the game & cheered when we made touchdowns