travelingbears;842455265 said:

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Got to give him props for doing what he's doing while pursuing a highly respected law degree. I'd pay to watch his work if it ended with the following dialogue:

Dude: you know it
girl: what (confused)
dude: you tell the story
girl: what (still confused)
dude: you tell the whole damn world this is bear territory. (Unload. Drops mic. Peaces out. Film ends.)

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You might be able to squeeze the bear territory thing into a gay porno

okaydo;842455082 said:

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http://www.dailycal.org/2015/02/13/uc-berkeley-law-student-porn-star-talks-balancing-school-work/

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Holy Crap
That's my daughter!
She said she was staying up late...studying!

heartofthebear;842455479 said:

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Holy Crap
That's my daughter!
She said she was staying up late...studying!

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Wait -- you're Nevaeh Tasteyourballs' father!?!?

Mr. Tateryourballs, is that really your family name?

okaydo;842455493 said:

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Wait -- you're Nevaeh Tasteyourballs' father!?!?

Mr. Tateryourballs, is that really your family name?

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I think that's her screen name.

The family name is
Kissmyass

Nevaeh is her first name tho.
But she changed it from Nevahh
Nevahh Kissmyass.

In fact never kiss anyone's.

yall have officially left the building .. smh

going4roses;842455507 said:

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yall have officially left the building .. smh

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um, no i dint?



or maybe you've fallen into the vicious cybers' trap most other posters don't understand (yet):

choose one of two tricky variations:
1) reply advanced style INCLUDING quotation of the guy your replying to,, said reply connected in the intended place nesting-wise.

or else lamo default..
2) generic replies get thrown to the bottom of thread, w/o any clue who(m) you meant to converse with.

fare the well G4R, along with something like half our other posters left to wander in post-age wilderness.


sort of (admittedly this is a stretch) how the rest of Cal-iforn-eye-aye viewed the weather a few months ago..

Any one else just realize the porn star is the guy. Booooooo Spent all day on campus for nothing.

MaximusArelliusDaBearius;842455551 said:

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..<blah-blah>..Spent all day on campus for nothing.

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are you high Max? there ain't no such thing as time on campus for nuttin honey. repent.

Any other lawyers know whether being an adult film star has any repercussions as far as the moral fitness portion of the bar? I assume, since it is a legalized business, that there isn't an issue, but I wouldn't be 100% confident that you can be a member of the bar as a previous porn star.

briloker;842455591 said:

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Any other lawyers know whether being an adult film star has any repercussions as far as the moral fitness portion of the bar? I assume, since it is a legalized business, that there isn't an issue, but I wouldn't be 100% confident that you can be a member of the bar as a previous porn star.

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Seems to me it would be a feather in the cap for the lawyering life

MaximusArelliusDaBearius;842455551 said:

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Any one else just realize the porn star is the guy. Booooooo Spent all day on campus for nothing.

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Maximus, you trip me out bro.

briloker;842455591 said:

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Any other lawyers know whether being an adult film star has any repercussions as far as the moral fitness portion of the bar? I assume, since it is a legalized business, that there isn't an issue, but I wouldn't be 100% confident that you can be a member of the bar as a previous porn star.

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http://abovethelaw.com/2014/12/porn-star-passes-most-difficult-bar-exam-in-the-country/

What's that on her lip?

He thought he was being interviewed for the "Bear Inside Her"

goldenblue_cal;842456271 said:

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he thought he was being interviewed for the "bear inside her"

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lol

goldenblue_Cal;842456263 said:

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What's that on her lip?

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the correct answer is pixels.

proved by zooming the pic X10,000 till there was absolute no doubt: on the lip, the lip itself, wallpaper, and everything else within frame pixelates.



bonus content: along the same lines as pixels just [U]gotta[/U] share one of the best ultra-short SF stories you'll ever encounter. Keyword: SHORT.

link to rest of the story on crack writer Terry Bisson's website [SIZE=3]--->>>[/SIZE] http://www.terrybisson.com/page6/page6.html

Quote:

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This story originally appeared in Omni April 1991 and was nominated for the Nebula Award. It is taken from the collection 'Bears Discover Fire', available here. You can find out more about Terry Bisson on his website.

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teaser preview below comprises about 20% of the whole thing. read it and weep..

Quote:

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[SIZE=4]THEY'RE MADE OUT OF MEAT[/SIZE]

"They're made out of meat."
"Meat?"

"Meat. They're made out of meat."
"Meat?"

"There's no doubt about it. We picked up several from different parts of the planet, took them aboard our recon vessels, and probed them all the way through. They're completely meat."

"That's impossible. What about the radio signals? The messages to the stars?"

"They use the radio waves to talk, but the signals don't come from them. The signals come from machines."

"So who made the machines? That's who we want to contact."

"They made the machines. That's what I'm trying to tell you. Meat made the machines."

"That's ridiculous. How can meat make a machine? You're asking me to believe in sentient meat."

"I'm not asking you, I'm telling you. These creatures are the only sentient race in that sector and they're made out of meat."

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GB54;842455593 said:

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Seems to me it would be a feather in the cap for the lawyering life

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Especially if he was a divorce lawyer specializing in representing trophy wives of the rich and famous. He could then get a book and movie deal based on his career.

smh;842455377 said:

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confidential ps: ya know your handle icon of bear-ette is always more than a little distracting, right?

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I know, right? Sexy little wench ain't she?

So I'm going to call you on your BS with some tough love here - if *you* notice it every-time-you-walk by the mirror to the point that it "mirrors are living / breathing nightmares" then you clearly are worried about that sh!t... At least be honest with yourself. You already admitted that don't find it attractive, and clearly neither does the woman you committed your life to who, via her nudging and nagging, is telling you that she wants a better husband. Be that guy then. All it takes is to put both feet into the front door of the gym, what happens after that doesn't matter, but just show up. Then do that again tomorrow. Repeat.

GrizzledBear;842456482 said:

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At least be honest with yourself.. <nag nag nag>

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point taken, then set aside, chatting in a righteous porn thread for Oski's sake. but thanks for suggestions preach.
<mood change, dial'n it down from here>


heeey we brought home some swell Ts in the islands some years ago, content now available on the internets..
http://www.csun.edu/~panferov/kimos.html

[SIZE=3]Kimo's Hawaiian Rules
1 Never judge a day by the weather
2 The best things in life aren't things
3 Tell the truth - there's less to remember
4 Speak softly and wear a loud shirt
5 Goals are deceptive - the unaimed arrow never misses
6 He who dies with the most toys - still dies
7 Age is relative - when you're over the hill, you pick up speed
8 There are two ways to be rich - make more [U]or desire less[/U]
9 Beauty is internal - looks mean nothing
0 No Rain - No Rainbows
[/SIZE]

William Hung?

Olee Berkeley-eye;842456540 said:

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William Hung?

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hung? naawww, he's not my fault,, never watched the show. signed, smh

goldenblue_Cal;842456263 said:

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What's that on her lip?

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Which lip? (didn't look)

beelzebear;842456621 said:

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Which lip? (didn't look)

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"they're made out of meat", in my reply just ^^^ above ^^^ yours is a remarkable bit of writing, guaranteed safe for work or at home.

link provided for your [U]exclusive[/U] convenience, every other cybear having politely said No Tanks already,, sheesh:
http://bearinsider.com/forums/showthread.php?90880-OT-Interview-with-a-Cal-student-porn-star&p=842456292#post842456292

okaydo;842455082 said:

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http://www.dailycal.org/2015/02/13/uc-berkeley-law-student-porn-star-talks-balancing-school-work/

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"Hey my eyes are up here!"

Olee Berkeley-eye;842456540 said:

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William Hung?

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It is a little known fact that his middle name is "Well."