Texas to start selling beer/wine at football games

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GoBears89
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For those of you on the fence about heading down there in September, maybe this will help.....

http://www.foxsports.com/college-football/story/cheers-texas-approves-beer-and-wine-sales-at-home-football-games-061715
DangerBear
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Oh boy! Alcohol and guns!
DLSbear
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Yes! Keep the costs down on the brews and I am game!
GMP
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DLSbear;842507967 said:

Yes! Keep the costs down on the brews and I am game!


You'll need to invent a time machine for that, bud.
DLSbear
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Ha ha true!
510Bear
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I'm guessing beer will far outsell wine, though I'm sure there's nothing like sipping on a nice Pinot with one hand while you unholster your gun with the other.
BAyers3
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DangerBear;842507964 said:

Oh boy! Alcohol and guns!


Yeah, let's hope this doesn't include open carry firearms...
BAyers3
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Actually, does anyone know if the game has or will be cancelled? With Texas being invaded by the US Government, and the impending EMP attack, how are we going to play this game?
bearsandgiants
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Oh that intoxicating petrol terroir. I do hope they have California wines.
UrsusTexicanus
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BAyers3;842508033 said:

Actually, does anyone know if the game has or will be cancelled? With Texas being invaded by the US Government, and the impending EMP attack, how are we going to play this game?


No worries, Chuck Norris has this under control.

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-05-05/chuck-norris-pledges-protect-texas-federal-invasion
UCBerkGrad
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When will Cal get behind this as well? Selling booze will increase attendance 40% at Memorial.
510Bear
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UCBerkGrad;842508084 said:

When will Cal get behind this as well? Selling booze will increase attendance 40% at Memorial.


It will also increase our ability to endure losses by 100%...
NYCGOBEARS
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How long does it take to get a gun permit in Texass? Hippies might have to pack.
GB54
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NYCGOBEARS;842508098 said:

How long does it take to get a gun permit in Texass? Hippies might have to pack.


You get one when you buy a case of Lone Star
NYCGOBEARS
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GB54;842508100 said:

You get one when you buy a case of Lone Star


I ain't drinking that sht. I'll have to make due with an old school Folsom Prison style shiv.
510Bear
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They should go for the trifecta and open a brothel inside the stadium club.
NYCGOBEARS
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510Bear;842508128 said:

They should go for the trifecta and open a brothel inside the stadium club.


They have BYOB strip clubs in Texas. One of the best things about that state. They should open one of those. A coed's got to pay for school, right?
510Bear
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NYCGOBEARS;842508130 said:

They have BYOB strip clubs in Texas. One of the best things about that state. They should open one of those. A coed's got to pay for school, right?


Ever been to Houston? I'll bet they account for a third of that city's economy.
NYCGOBEARS
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510Bear;842508133 said:

Ever been to Houston? I'll bet they account for a third of that city's economy.


That's one of the best things about that city.
bear2034
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DangerBear;842507964 said:

Oh boy! Alcohol and guns!


And no water and pot over here!
tydog
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NYCGOBEARS;842508130 said:

They have BYOB strip clubs in Texas. One of the best things about that state. They should open one of those. A coed's got to pay for school, right?


That could be trouble. I hope I survive the trip!
DangerBear
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NYCGOBEARS;842508101 said:

I ain't drinking that sht. I'll have to make due with an old school Folsom Prison style shiv.


You just gotta buy it, you don't have to drink it. You can pawn it off on your new coed *dancer* friend
GB54
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NYCGOBEARS;842508130 said:

They have BYOB strip clubs in Texas. One of the best things about that state. They should open one of those. A coed's got to pay for school, right?


Sounds like a good place to recruit dance team members
NYCGOBEARS
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GB54;842508143 said:

Sounds like a good place to recruit dance team members


Who volunteers to administer the Wonderlic Test's?
GB54
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NYCGOBEARS;842508145 said:

Who volunteers to administer the Wonderlic Test's?


No chunky legs and IQ in the high 2 figures. I have my standards
Bobodeluxe
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oskirules;842508135 said:

And no water and pot over here!


I once saw a thirsty hippie at a Dead concert strangle a naked woman, and drink her blood. Or not.
510Bear
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I wonder what texans think about how places like CA tend to be all "careful" and "politically correct" about vices, at least compared to those guys.
NYCGOBEARS
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510Bear;842508163 said:

I wonder what texans think about how places like CA tend to be all "careful" and "politically correct" about vices, at least compared to those guys.


Jesus forgives all sins.
UrsusTexicanus
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NYCGOBEARS;842508101 said:

I ain't drinking that sht. I'll have to make due with an old school Folsom Prison style shiv.


Go for Shiner Bock at least. Better yet, find a Specs liquor store. They carry everything, including some very good local micro brews.
510Bear
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NYCGOBEARS;842508175 said:

Jesus forgives all sins.


SonOfCalVa
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Jake Trotter, ESPN Staff Writer
The Texas A&M Aggies and Texas Longhorns just can't resist jabbing one other.

Wednesday, Texas announced it would be selling beer and wine at football games this fall.

Thursday, Texas A&M chancellor John Sharp was asked whether the Aggies would someday follow suit. Instead of simply answering the question, Sharp took an indirect shot at the Longhorns:

A&M chancellor Sharp on alcohol at events: "Our athletic program has not reached the point where we require the numbing effects of alcohol."

They could settle this on the field. Of course, that makes too much sense.
Dark Reverie
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GoBears89;842507961 said:

For those of you on the fence about heading down there in September, maybe this will help.....

http://www.foxsports.com/college-football/story/cheers-texas-approves-beer-and-wine-sales-at-home-football-games-061715


Help what? Help them prove the lie that alcohol makes everything better? And in a state where it's likely to see someone toting a gun in plain view of others? If it was me, I'd say "no thanks" and not feel bad about it. Sorry to be brusque about this, but I don't mess with alcohol. None for me, thanks. And especially not in Texas.
pingpong2
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Captain Buzzkill.
Dark Reverie
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pingpong2;842508253 said:

Captain Buzzkill.


Sorry. I just have a certain degree of aversion to alcohol.
DangerBear
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Dark Reverie;842508255 said:

Sorry. I just have a certain degree of aversion to alcohol.


It's OK, if you end up at Cal, pot is the preferred inebriant
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