...and is carted off the field with a lower body injury. Officially day to day.

Oski, you be safe out there. Mascoting can be dangerous business!

https://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2018/9/19/17880016/colorado-mascot-t-shirt-cannon-video

Lol! Did it actually malfunction or did he just shoot it backward?

Is it less painful if the mascot was a she?

woah, for a moment I thought poor Ralphie (who is a she) somehow had stones.

Ok so maybe that t shirt Gatling gun isn't such a good idea after all.

A clear "lower body" injury report.

Sebastabear said:

---

Ok so maybe that t shirt Gatling gun isn't such a good idea after all.

---

Guns don't shoot mascots in the 'nads...mascots shoot mascots in the 'nads.

That same mascot previously hurt himself misinterpreting the instructions on a pack of firecrackers: LIGHT FUSE, LAY ON GROUND

The t shirt bazooka misfire is really going to curtail his after hours activities at the upcoming Furry Convention in Vegas. Had the incident killed him it would have made for an epic obituary, eulogy and inscription on his tombstone.

Don't be fooled. It's a new Buff's offense.

So ... where the outcry for gun control???

Gun violence and Colorado go hand in hand.

That's your redneck vasectomy right there.

bearister said:

---

That same mascot previously hurt himself misinterpreting the instructions on a pack of firecrackers: LIGHT FUSE, LAY ON GROUND

The t shirt bazooka misfire is really going to curtail his after hours activities at the upcoming Furry Convention in Vegas. Had the incident killed him it would have made for an epic obituary, eulogy and inscription on his tombstone.

---

Reminds me of:

Coyote v Acme
https://la.utexas.edu/users/jmciver/357L/WileECoyoteVACME.htm