All y'all had a chance to win her over when she was at Crissy Field, but you slept and our boy Goff swooped right in.

B.A. Bearacus said:

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Anyone get fired yet for clicking on this thread at work?

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Thanks to you and Okaydo, I think I'm about to. I saw one picture that seemed NSFW and started scrolling fast, but the photos were endless in one of the posts. I just 'x'ed out of browser as fast as I could.

Okaydo, why would you put Cal alum employees at risk like this?

Ha! How did we stay employed with the death hottie threads from a few years ago?

Good for you!

https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2019/01/31/draft-bust-super-bowl-qb-two-years-jared-goff-always-keeps-his-cool/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.fa5acf88ef2f

Testing Instagram embeds:

https://instagr.am/p/BnCzWj1HjNx
https://instagr.am/p/Bk8L12An868
https://instagr.am/p/BUaias8ACMT

Think we are seeing the adverse effects. 4 for 10 so far.

If my wife or daughters advertised themselves like that, I'd be pretty upset.
Actually, my older daughters do. And you just reminded me. Now I'm pissed!

philbert said:

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Ha! How did we stay employed with the death hottie threads from a few years ago?

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Lol.

You know, when the Internet was first birthed (pre-Netscape IPO), i worked in a call center. There was a row of bachelor guys who would surf nudes from around the world all day.

"Oooo. Look at Brazil #36."
"No, Sweden 15!"
"Forget about it. France 53!!!"

I was just shaking my head. Kids!
And I can't believe the department didn't slam them all. I mean, we did have chicks that worked in the department, and they knew about it when they'd walk by.
Incredible. Those guys were horn dogs, with commentary to boot.

minkjr said:

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My memory of who I dated at Berkeley

Who I actually dated at Berkeley

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Yeah, in your dreams.
By the way, how fake are those? This ain't no Seinfeld episode.

concordtom said:

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minkjr said:

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My memory of who I dated at Berkeley

Who I actually dated at Berkeley

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Yeah, in your dreams.
By the way, how fake are those? This ain't no Seinfeld episode.

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I don't mind fake eyelashes.

My hope for how Goff, CJ, and the Rams would play today.

How they played.

I wonder if these interviews are pre-arranged with Goff's PR people. Let's stage it so that our TMZ guy bumps into you at a Best Buy in Woodland Hills?

Goff has allowed TMZ into his life before.

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You guys are too much...don't you have a life?

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You're asking guys on a football message board if they have a life?

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Every time I read what you wrote, I have to laugh. I think that's the funniest thing I have ever read on BI.

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GoBears89 said:

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https://www.sportsgossip.com/nfl/jared-goff-girlfriend-christen-harper

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She's like a younger, hotter version of Sean McVay's girlfriend.

(It's weird that they would have the same "type".)

https://www.instagram.com/christenharper/

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She's everyone's type.

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Village bicycle?

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I didn't mean it that way.

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it's a vulgar term and a weird take

For a pro quarterback, she is a nothing burger in terms of looks. If she has a personality, great. But it better be off the charts AMAZING for him to even consider for one second the possibility of even remotely being locked up at all by that glorified groupie. I hope he's not that stupid. I love the reference to his dog being awesome!!1! ... and Jared is ok, too. Hahaha isn't gaslighting funny? She knows she's on borrowed time.

I set up a little account for my son when he was young. If he stays single until 35, then he gets it, as compounded. If not, then Daddy gets it, goes on on a little vacation and sends him pictures of what he passed up. And don't think I won't remind him of it when he gets his version of groupie-girl there.

Don't be a moron. By anyone's standards, she's beautiful. Don't try and tell us you can do better.

And show a little respect for one of our Cal legends, too,