Why do you do this? You have a pathological hatred for Cal baseball. I find it somewhat fascinating. Show me on the doll where the bad man touched you.

For the record, I have at most a passing interest in college baseball. I don't really follow it but I occasionally will go to a game on a nice afternoon because I enjoy the taco bar and the beer garden. Your smack talking doesn't really bother me because I don't care enough about college baseball to be bothered by anything related to it. The reason I'm writing is that I find you to be an odd case. People who have nothing better to do than to try to rile up the board of a team they don't like always fascinate me. Some call people like you pathetic and maybe you are but I'm more interested in the villain origin story. So tell me seriously -- who hurt you?